Sparkling Sprinkles Champagne-Shaped Sprinkler
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Can I interest you in some Sparkling Sprinkles, a Champagne-shaped sprinkler and mister that could have also been called Bubbly Cock & Balls?
Oh, come on, don't tell me you don't see it. Like, immediately. It's supposed to be a cork at the base of the bottle, there for connecting your garden hose, and providing some support for the 65" tall sprinkler, but it 100% makes the whole setup double as a pair of (albeit tiny) testicles flanking a (disproportionately giant) dick. And, hey, I'm not knocking it. The Sparkling Sprinkles Sprinkler is advertised as an accessory for bachelorette parties, so whether it's simulating spraying Champagne or spraying penises, you've got a great gift here.
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