Chicknic Table - Chicken Picnic Table
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Don't count your chickens before they hatch, but do count your chickens before serving them lunch at the Chicknic Table. Wouldn't want to leave anyone without a seat on the bench, or at least a place to get their beaks into the tabletop full of feed and seed.
American Forses is responsible for the design, construction, finishing, and, most excellently, the name of the Chicknic Table, a picnic table for chickens. The feeder is made from eco-friendly pine, and shipped fully assembled so your chicks can get 'nicking right out of the box.
The center feeding area of the Chicknic Table is rimmed to keep gravity in check, though the chickens themselves will probably make quick work of sending food flying everywhere anyway. American Forses also drills drainage holes into the feeding area, and adds a screen on top of them, so feed won't get soggy, or clog the drainage holes, respectively.
Now that you've got the eating arrangements sorted out, it's time to figure out what games you'll organize at your chicnic. I recommend Cluck, Cluck Goose, Chick-Tac-Toe, and Settlers of Chick-an.
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