Super-Penetration Shovel
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Anyone else snicker at the Super-Penetration Shovel's name? Come on, we're all intelligent adults here and, as such, know that the most popular application for the word "penetration" does not involve unruly terrain in the backyard. And a penetrating...no, sorry, a super-penetrating shovel? As in, the co-star of the famed expression, "shoveling shit?" Where does the shit come from? I mean literally. Where does it originate? A super-penetration shit shovel! Let's go digging! I am Cornholio, I need T.P. for my bunghole! Heh. Heh heh. Heh heh.
For those far too mature (and stuffy and boring) for this line of talk, or for those who actually need a sturdy, reliable tool to tackle a troublesome garden task, Garrett Wade's all-steel Super-Penetration Shovel has a tapered pointed blade and sharpened sides honed for driving through hard, compacted or heavy clay-like soils with minimal exertion.
All Garrett Wade tools are US-made, with fully welded blades and handles plated or painted for rust protection.
Muchas danke to Crnchy.
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