Household

Hidealoo Retractable Hidden Toilet

Nothing like a peekaboo toilet to take my day from good to great! And the Hidealoo retractable hidden toilet isn't just out to steal my heart, it's out to save me space and - even better! - allow me to install a can almost...

What Is This Thing?

$24.95 Amazon »

Welcome to What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a puzzling product I invite you to spend a minute or two pondering when your brain needs a break from pondering more critical life issues, like whether or not...

Koizumi Japanese Toaster Oven & Egg Fryer

$179.88 Amazon »

I'd go with this hat trick breakfast station over the Koizumi Japanese toaster oven and egg fryer, since the former costs less and throws in a coffee maker. But, if you're really into imports from Japan, or things that...

Mohawk Lollipop Holder

$78.30 Amazon »

The lollipop storage conundrum is solved! Jonathan Adler's Mohawk Lollipop Holder meets the needs of the masses befuddled over how best to store and display all of their...one, two, three, four, five, six, seven...seven...

Shoulder Dolly Moving Straps

$39.99 Amazon »

These Shoulder Dolly Moving Straps probably would have made my move from my mama's house to She-Ra: Princess of Power's condo a few years ago way easier. She-Ra's got, like, 4 inches on Mama, which made hauling big, awkward...

Forged Steel Thai Moon Knife

$70 Amazon »

A showstopper for the kitchen, this Thai Forged Steel Moon Knife is an actual handcrafted, artisanal piece from Thailand. Its carbon steel blade is almost half as wide as it is long at the base, but arcs in to its point...

Berkel Primitive Kitchen Knife

$278.95 Amazon »

Can't wait to see what kind of primitive injuries I sustain trying to prep dinner with Berkel's Primitive Kitchen Knife. That's not to say I don't like it. The design is very cool, a fused blade and handle reminiscent...

Do Hit Chair - DIY Sledgehammer Seating

$4,500 droog »

I can't say I've ever seen a chair with a "Do Not Hit" sign or theme, but that doesn't make this Do Hit Chair any less interesting to me. It's like, you know, Just Do Hit...

Peelaways Disposable Fitted Bed Sheets

$12.99 - $39.95 Amazon »

I don't necessarily think Peelaways created their disposable fitted bed sheets for promiscuous and routinely intoxicated boys and girls - ahem, college students - but with back to school time coming up, that's definitely...

Wallflower Retrofit Smart Stove Monitor

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I wonder if this Wallflower also teams up with Cinderella to put it all together. Wait a sec...nope. No Cinderella for this retrofit smart stove plug, but the safety monitor can pair with the fairytale princess Alexa...

Rechargeable Pet Nail Grinder

$19.99 Amazon »

They call this a rechargeable "pet" nail grinder because it's designed with 3 different ports in its safety cap to accommodate large dogs, medium dogs, and small dogs. Uh, and cats. Cats!...

Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt

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My wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, could flash a "Get ready to undo your pants!" oven mitt every time she serves dinner. Or brownies. Mmm, or her special stuffed oven pancakes. Even oatmeal sends me back for thirds when...

Hipster Skeleton Bathroom Prints

$13.99 Amazon »

Here comes the skeleton of your average dead guy to deck out a hipster's bathroom in 4 unique and very hip hipster prints during the next hipster Halloween party...

Zodiac Sign Scented Candles

$29.99 Amazon »

Need a gift for your girlfriend? These Zodiac Scented Candles are a sign! From Brands Banned, the aromatic wax mood setters come in sodie-can-style glass jars, with astrological sign insights printed as if they were nutritional...

Sud Stud Soap-Saving Shower Scrubber

The waste! The slime! The bacterial cultivation! And that's just from soap and loofahs, the things that are supposed to keep you clean! SudStud is a new shower scrubber, a soap sleeve and alternative to loofahs, washcloths...

Wooden Pirate Treasure Chest

$34.99 - $59.99 Amazon »

Who's got some loot or treasyarrrr! they need to store? No one? Everyone's broke? OK, how about some DnD cards and LEGOs? Skittles? Belly button lint? These wood pirate treasure chests accept them all, and come in 2 sizes...

OttLite Cool Breeze Bladeless Fan Lamp

$89.98 Amazon »

Illumination meets circulation to keep you lit and cool at your work station. The Cool Breeze LED Fan Lamp from OttLite is a desktop combo with 3-mode LEDs up top, and a 3-speed bladeless fan in the base...

iBot G3

$39 Classicbot »

Ergonomic nightmare of a round mouse included! The iBot G3 is a sweet little desktop toy and tribute to Apple's iMac G3 from Classsicbot, a brand devoted to "classic computer designs and geek culture." It arrives on the...

Modular, Touch-Sensitive Hexagonal Wall Lights

$59.99 - $169.99 Amazon »

Modular, touch-sensitive, and - oooh - lit up with LEDs? This is a different kind of hex tool. One that might make a better gift for your girlfriend than that titanium pry-axe you gave her last year too...

Avocado Guacamole Bowl

$22.98 Amazon »

Dude, what I wouldn't give to cut open an avocado and find guacamole inside. Can the Impossible Burger people genetically engineer that? Homegrown pre-made guac?...

LoveBalls Hot Water Bottle

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Sore legs? Achy back? Feeling butt hurt? Just LoveBalls? LoveBalls hot water bottle to the rescue! Plop these balls down on your tired and tender bits and let them love away the pain. LoveBalls even come with a blue jeans...

Wooden Noodles 16.5"-Long Cooking Chopsticks

$5.99 Amazon »

Dude! And I thought regular chopsticks were hard to use! Wooden Noodles supersizes your normal 7" to 10" chopsticks into thick, 16.5"-long cooking chopsticks. Use them to mix up your beef stir fries in the wok, flip your...

SereneLife 37-Gallon Locking Storage Bin

Discontinued

SereneLife calls their 37-gallon locking storage bin "a great way to organize your closet, storage room, garage or basement so you can have that extra space you need." But all the old dads out there, plus those of us...

UFO Storage Jar

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When I give my mama this UFO storage jar for all the cookies and other special treats she makes before I come over, I'll just tell her the lid is a ladies' gardening hat instead of an alien spaceship. That way we'll both...