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JAWZ High Performance Blender

$199 - $299 Amazon »

Get yourself a JAWZ Blender and chances are you're gonna need a bigger...appetite. Glass for your smoothie. Tupperware container for all that nut butter this 3.5HP whirring blade of pulverization is gonna spin you up...

Animal Body Pillows

$21.53 - $135.99 Amazon »

Who's gonna rock you when the sun won't let you sleep? It ain't me, and I'm pretty sure it ain't Selena Gomez. But it could be a Nemu Nemu Animal Body Pillow, a series of oversized, adorable, and often smoosh-faced furry...

Skull & Bones Fire Pit & Fireplace Logs

Discontinued

Halloween spirit for your fire pit and fireplace strikes again. These most excellent Skull & Bones fire pit and fireplace logs are my 2019 choice for flaming fun at your parties and throughout the spooky season...

Beetle Playing the Banjo Taxidermy

$90 Etsy »

Beetlebanjuice, Beetlebanjuice, Beetlebanjuice! ... Dang, it didn't work. Kevin Clarke's stellar Beetle Playing the Banjo Taxidermy art did not appear before me, ready to make a deal...

Kitchen SinkShroom Clog-Free Sink Strainer

$10.24 Amazon »

The Shrooms are spreading. This family of sink and tub drain strainers has a stainless steel model for kitchens able to catch, not everything and the kitchen sink, but everything in the kitchen sink...

Banksy Gross Domestic Product Store

In true subversive and irreverent Banksy style, the English artist has opened Gross Domestic Product, an online store where adoring fans can, not purchase, but apply to purchase some of the pieces he displayed in a south...

Buddy the Elf Wreath

$75 Etsy »

It's just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for Elf culture. This Buddy the Elf Wreath might be the one piece of Christmas decor I've seen before Halloween that doesn't make me want to scream just like...

Mercer Rules Stainless Steel Culinary Ruler

$17.99 Amazon »

Know-it-all chefs, cooks, and foodies may already know all the Mercer Rules, but this stainless steel culinary ruler could be a real prize for those of us still learning...and those of us who don't retain information...

Maze Planter DIY Build & Grow Botany Kit

Sold Out Amazon »

Enjoy some STEM education, some stalk education, and some overall growth with the Maze Planter, a DIY build & grow botany kit for kids. The dual-sided planter comes disassembled, but with setup easy enough for girls and...

World Map Cocktail Bar Steamer Trunk

I'm not that into geography, but...I'll bet a few martinis and sidecars can pique my interest in it. Or at least draw me closer to this Italian-Style world map. Which happens to cover a vintage-style wardrobe steamer...

Shine Bathroom - Make Your Toilet Self-Cleaning

$99 indiegogo »

Here we go with another robot taking over a human's job. The Shine Bathroom Assistant is aiming to force you out of your toilet cleaning tasks with an automated design and chemical-free sanitizing pods. What a punk!...

Magnetic Fridge Organizer Rack

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There's been a lot of talk about super-strong and extra mighty magnets over the past couple of years. This Magnetic Fridge Organizer Rack looks like a pretty good way to test out those claims. This refrigerator-mounted...

Space Shuttle Lamp

Discontinued

Blast off into a REM galaxy far, far away with one of these space shuttle lamps. The 3D-printed light features a rocket on the 45-degree up-and-up, with its dreamy, fiery exhaust glowing yellow-orange with a dimmable...

Automatic Paper Towel Dispenser

$99.99 Amazon »

Today there are quite a few things we can make happen with the wave of the hand, a flick of the wrist. Motion-detection lights, gesture-controlled camera shutters, and, maybe less impressive, but just as useful, automatic...

LEGO Building Brick Pillows

$19.25 Etsy »

The first LEGOs ever that won't make you wince and recoil in pain if you step on them! In fact, foot contact with these plush-stuffed LEGO pillows is encouraged. Arm, back, and butt contact too...

Le Creuset Star Wars Cookware Collection

$20 - $900 Le Creuset »

Han Solo, poor bastard. First Vader froze him in Carbonite, and now fancy French cookware company Le Creuset has cooked him in cast iron. Coming November 1, 2019, to a very tiny part of a galaxy only as far, far away...

Bottle Bright - Water Bottle Cleaning Tablets

$8 - $20.18 Amazon »

Bottle Bright water bottle cleaning tablets are pretty useful. I know because I have some. They were a gift. From my wife. But given that a couple weeks ago I saw her pick up my water bottle, and then recoil and nearly...

Millennium Falcon Blueprint

$18.50 - $54.50 Amazon »

Commercial airlines can suck it, and even private jets and Santa's sleigh have nothing on the sweet ride these Millennium Falcon blueprints will help me build for my holiday travels this year. Over the river and through...

HiBed Italian Smart Bed

HiBed. How's it going? Now that I've climbed into your 4-poster pen, started dinking around with your 4K projector with surround sound speaker system and retractable 70" screen, your built-in ambient and path lighting...

Sparkr Wick Electric Lighter

Sold Out Amazon »

Bibbidi-bobbidi-flame! Your Fairy Godmother meets Vulcan, god of fire in the Sparkr Wick, a dual plasma beam electric lighter from Power Practical...

Cute Little Fu*kers Sex Toys

I didn't mark the Cute Little Fu*kers Sex Toys as NSFW, because the gender-inclusive vibrators actually are suitable for viewing at work*. That was one of Cute Little Fu*kers master(bating)mind Step Tranovich's design...

KATCHY Indoor Insect Trap

$36.99 Amazon »

KATCHY name you got there, indoor bug trap. Here's hoping you can live up to it stationed next to my fruit fly incubator - aka the compost bag...

Running Faucet Night Light

$16.50 Etsy »

Looks like Doktor Alcock has perfected the PSI* of his faucet with a warm green LED. The running faucet night light from Resin Store is a nifty little stick-on for bedrooms, bathrooms, hallways, or anywhere you need to...

Bathroom Guest Book

$16.98 Amazon »

Let me get this straight: every page of The Bathroom Guest Book contains a long-ass form for users to fill out, but not one of the questions is, "What did you do in here? Please check all that apply: #1; #2; Both; Quick...