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Taco Toaster Taco Shell Makers

$8.99 Amazon »

The Taco Toaster! Here to save us from the horrible taco shell shortage we've been experiencing! It's a pair of dashing red tortilla shapers that slip right into your home toaster to turn your store-bought (or homemade)...

Pizzazz Plus Rotating Pizza Oven

$87.69 Amazon »

The Pizzazz Plus Rotating Pizza Oven isn't trying to school you on yeast whispering and dough tossing, bubbling up tomato sauce, or perfecting cheese and topping distribution. This 1,235-watt bad boy for the countertop...

BIC Special Edition Lighters

Discontinued

BIC Special Edition Lighters are like the frosted Lucky Charms of smoking paraphernalia. Neon green pickles! Scooter-riding T-Rexes! Nebula-drifting tacos! Angelic grinning beavers! They're magically auspicious!...

99-Hour Timer Lock

$29.99 Amazon »

Kids need punishing? Willpower need a boost? This 99-hour timer lock - well, actually 99 hours and 59 minutes timer lock - will buy you 4+ days of isolation from anything from phones and gaming consoles to booze and bags...

Screwpop Hit Kit

Discontinued

They call the Screwpop Hit Kit a "personal herb tool," which sounds like a major clash of the dialects to me. Urban Dictionary meets...corporate PR lingo that won't offend my Aunt Jan. Or how 'bout this SAT-ready analogy:...

Silikomart 3D Silicone Baking Mold

$27.95 Amazon »

Oooh, that Silikomart 3D Silicone Baking Mold creation looks like my mama's Flamingo Surprise Jell-O Salad got its hybridization on with a big hunk of Cherry Laffy Taffy. What's even cooler is that what it really is is...

Couchmaster CYBOT Ergonomic Lap Desk

Discontinued

Open your laptops and open your laps to the Couchmaster CYBOT, an ergonomic lap desk for gamers, work-from-homers, social media socialites, online shoppers, and internet trolls alike. Designed specifically for high-output...

Sococo on the Bottom Coaster Set

Discontinued

Sococo on the Bottom is a Japanese coaster series of, uh, how to put it? ... Smooshed school girl body parts designed to serve as underlying surface protectors for your glassware. The effect makes it appear as if your...

Universal Lid for Pots, Pans & Skillets

$24.99 Amazon »

One lid to rule them all? Blink twice and rub your eyes, dudes, because the Universal Lid from Modern Innovations will cover most any of your pots, pans, and skillets 7" to 12" wide...

Indoor Relaxation Fountain

$39.99 Amazon »

I don't know how relaxing the HoMedics EnviraScape Silver Springs Indoor Relaxation Fountain really is, but I do know I could use some relaxation right now. You'd think the extensive quality time with my couch I've been...

Penlaser Mini 50' Laser Distance Meter

Discontinued

I thought the Penlaser, a mini 50' laser distance meter, would be an appropriate topic after my friend Victor told me what he's witnessed out his living room window the past few days: a 60-something neighborhood woman...

XOOL Computer, Smartphone & Game Console Repair Kit

$9.98 - $20.39 Amazon »

Become an Apple Genius or one-man Geek Squad with XOOL's electronics repair tool kit. It's a magnetic precision screwdriver set designed to service most iPhones, iPads, MacBooks, PCs, watches, laptops, game consoles...

Preserved Botanicals Hanging Terrariums

$742 Etsy »

Bring the garden inside, and preserve it indefinitely, with this stunning hanging botanical terrarium from Jami of Jupiter Oak Jewelry. The artist creates and captures flowers, ferns, moss, and other plants in ice resin...

Sobro Smart Side Table

$599.99 - $699.99 Amazon »

Lights, volts, beer! The Sobro Smart Side Table shrinks all of the benefits of the original Sobro Smart Coffee Table into a piece of hi-tech furniture sized for the end of your couch, or next to your bed. Wake up hot...

Dog Bathrobe

$24.59 - $32.99 Amazon »

If you're currently sitting at home living in your bathrobe, don't leave your doggo out of the lounging fun. The Dog Bathrobe lets four-legged friends of all sizes join their humans in experiencing what it's like to be...

Bissell Barkbath Dual Use Dog Bath & Deep Cleaner

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The Bissell Barkbath sees you. Sittin' at home. Coronavirus quarantined. Your dog's so damn happy he could do a backflip. Hey, maybe with all this spare time on your hands, you should teach your dog how to do a backflip...

Aunt Fannie's Microcosmic Probiotic Surface Cleaner

$9.99 - $49.99 Amazon »

Aunt Fannie says she's skin loving, good smelling, and hardworking. And she hasn't even gotten started telling you about her Microcosmic Probiotic Power Multi-Surface Cleaner...

Lid-L-Buddy Touch-Free Trash Can & Dumpster Opener

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I'm adding this Lid-L-Buddy to my lifehacks no matter what kind of pandemic is going around. The touch-free trash can and dumpster opener saves you from touching grimy, smelly, germy garbage bin lids both at home and...

Instant Vortex Plus 7-in-1 Air Fryer, Oven & Rotisserie

$107.50 - $129.99 Amazon »

Cook up a storm - a veritable tornado! - with the Instant Vortex Plus, a 7-in-1 cooker that whirls together the powers of an air fryer, toaster oven, and rotisserie to toast, broil, bake, reheat, air fry, dehydrate, or...

HappyPo Easy-Bidet - Portable, Squeezable Bidet

$21.99 - $24.99 Amazon »

I know, I know, the HappyPo Easy-Bidet comes with an air-dry requirement, but hey, it's better than using your clothes to wipe. Or following the "Diarrhea" song's advice of, "When you're sittin' on the john and the toilet...

Impossible Table - Desktop Tensegrity Demonstration

$24 - $85 Sphidget »

The Impossible Table is a desktop toy that defies the laws of physics! No wait, I mean the Impossible Table is a desktop toy that complies with the laws of physics! Specifically, the laws that apply to the tensegrity*...

As if from Nowhere... Hidden Table & Chairs Bookcase

Usually bookcases open to reveal their secrets, but the As if from nowhere... Bookcase from Orla Reynolds needs no hidden lever or button, just some cleverly integrated cutouts to hide its secrets in plain, colorful sight...

1" Pet T-Rex Terrarium with Adoption Certificate

$29.99 Amazon »

Honey, I shrunk the T-Rex! The perfect "pet" for your home or office, this 1" T-Rex roams around and wreaks havoc inside a terrarium - a proportionately tiny terrarium, at 2" x 2" x 2.5". It's physically small enough...

Please Hide Packages from Husband Doormat

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Hopefully if you're the wisecrackin' kind of lady - or dude - who sets out a Please Hide Packages from Husband Doormat, you're also clever enough to set out an appropriate place for the UPS and postal workers to hide...