Noodles Towels
- AnFuK The Great Ramen of Kanagawa Square Pillow Cover - $10.28
- Send Noods Noodle Beach Towel - $14.98
- Ramen Neon Sign - $225.00
- Beef Ramen Noodle Beach Towel - $24.88
- Cup Noodle Printed Beach Towel - $16.99
I already have a Ramen Towel. It doesn't have screen-printed bowls of noodles hanging off the sides of it though. It's just a red towel I really like, and always keep tucked in the neck of my shirt while I eat Ramen to: 1) catch the slurp drippings; and 2) wipe the sweat off my face when I order my broth extra spicy, and then go to town with the sriracha on top. Oh it hurts, but it hurts so good! Makes me feel aliiive!
The Nood Towels here are, admittedly, much nicer to look at than my Ramen Towel. They come in 3 noodle bowl varieties, ramen, udon, and soba, and it seems you don't get to pick which one you get if you decide to order one. But maybe that's deliberate. Maybe it's the Japanese way of saying sometimes in life it's best to relinquish control. To step back from choosing our noodles, and allow our noodles to choose us.
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Pringles-Flavored Instant Ramen Noodles
Pringles-flavored instant ramen noodles are coming! And! And! Ramen-flavored Pringles potato chips are coming! In honor of Pringles' 50th anniversary and Super Cup's 30th anniversary, the brands have teamed up on a mashup...
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Sexy Instant Noodle Lid Stopper Figurines
Just when you thought your Cup Noodles and microwave Ramen couldn't get any sexier, the geniuses at the Japanese brand FuRyu went and made this series of instant noodle lid stopper figurines. The ladies range in appearance...
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Ramen Hoodie
Eat it or wear it, that's what my grandma used to say. It was meant to be a threat, but now that I see this delightfully loud and obnoxious Ramen Hoodie, I think I would like to retroactively choose the latter. I'll wear...
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Prison Ramen: Recipes & Stories from Behind Bars
Good thing Shia La Beouf spent 25 hours in a New York City jail for acting like an asshat at a Broadway musical a couple years ago, or else the world may never have had Prison Ramen: Recipes and Stories from Behind Bars...
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Microwave Ramen Cooker
This Microwave Ramen Cooker is all that and a bag of shrimp chips. The complete and compact set starts with a big cylindrical soup bowl on the bottom, nestles a colander / draining bowl in the middle, and tops it off...
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Udon for Sleeping Noodles Blanket
Who don wack out my udon? Welp, guess if I can't stuff it in my face, the next best option would be to entwine my limbs in it and cuddle up for a good night's sleep...
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Dezin Electric Hot Pot & Saute Pan
Out of Hot Pockets? HotPotIt, and enjoy a meal almost as easy with the Dezin Electric Hot Pot & Saute Pan. Without a stove in sight, you can heat up soup, fry an egg, cook a steak or chicken breast, boil some noodles...
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B.A. in The Experience: Best Buys for Campus Life
If you're headed to college you already know you need a backpack and a laptop. An alarm clock, some storage cubes, an extra-long twin bedding set. At least 9,000 quarters for laundry. So I'm not here to tell you whether...
Anti-loneliness Ramen Bowl
Miso Soup Design, bad move releasing photos of the Anti-loneliness Ramen Bowl before you have actual Anti-loneliness Ramen Bowls to sell. Now everyone wants one, everyone is pestering you to buy one, and the bowls' target...
Ramen Phone & Tablet Stand
Normally my concern is making it through a bowl of ramen without dropping my phone into it. Slurp, slurp, swipe, slurp, slurp, swipe, slurp, slurp, PLOP! ... Sonofa soba noodle! However, if I were to own OtakuMode's ramen...
Wooden Noodles 16.5"-Long Cooking Chopsticks
Dude! And I thought regular chopsticks were hard to use! Wooden Noodles supersizes your normal 7" to 10" chopsticks into thick, 16.5"-long cooking chopsticks. Use them to mix up your beef stir fries in the wok, flip your...
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Yahtzee: Cup Noodles
I've yelled, "Yahtzee!" after finding one last container of Cup Noodles left in the house to eat enough times over the years that a Yahtzee: Cup Noodles version of the dice game makes nothing but sense to me. I've also...