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DUZ Hands Free Pet Dryer

$199.99 Amazon »

The DUZ Hands Free Pet Dryer is here to make your floofy floof floofier without forcing you to choose between holding your pet grooming tools or holding your dog (or cat - ha!) back from high-tailing it the F away from...

Skull Tabletop Fireplace

Discontinued

Now here's a handsome devil. A little hot-headed, perhaps, but it looks like he's got his flames under control. And those chiseled cheekbones! But the Skull Tabletop Fireplace does have one major issue: it burns only...

Cooking with SHAQ Air Fryer Oven Pro

Discontinued

I question whether the Cooking with SHAQ Air Fryer Oven Pro is big enough to feed even me, much less me and Shaq together. Maybe if we just wanted a snack. A Shaq snack, if you will. The 2-level, 12-quart air fryer is...

Fire Extinguisher Mini Bar

$219 - $299 Kanistroff »

Put out the flames of thirst with a couple fingers of firewater from Kanistroff's Fire Extinguisher Mini Bar. In a further twist on the Etsy shop's twist on portable bar cabinets, the Fire Extinguisher Mini Bar trades...

WALI Wall Outlet Shelf

$6.99 - $7.99 Amazon »

WALI - not to be confused with WALL-E, last robot on earth and star of the 2008 cinematic smash hit of the same name - is a wall outlet shelf that I'd put under the category Lifehack, right alongside the toilet paper...

PB-JIFE - The Ultimate Peanut Butter Knife

$22.99 Amazon »

Peanut butter fans, you may not be living your best PB life if you don't yet have a PB-JIFE. This long-armed spreader is designed to do all the dirty work in and around your peanut butter jars - stir, scoop, scrape, and...

Devoted One Watering Can & Planter

$125 GNR 8 »

I was thirsty / You were full / Two worlds collided / And now they'll never tear us apart! Devoted One is an interconnected watering can and planter pot, designed by Object Right to depict an extreme level of companionship...

Knuckle Juicer

$109 - $179 GNR 8 »

I am gonna ream your eyes out...lemons. And then I'm comin' for you, limes. The Knuckle Juicer is here to punch the acid out of all your ornery citrus...

Benjamin Convertible Library Ladder Chair

$130.48 Amazon »

In case you didn't already know Benjamin Franklin was a genius, check out this convertible library ladder chair legend has it he designed. Genius! For example, imagine you're in your library reading War and Peace and...

The Death Star Fireball Fire Extinguisher

Discontinued

Another successful Death Star detonation whose explosion saves the galaxy! Or at least your house. Fire extinguisher balls, spheres you can roll or chuck at almost any type of flame, are nothing new, but Fireball maker...

Pendleton National Park Blankets

$199 - $319 Amazon »

Chilly summer nights. Snuggling up under the stars in your favorite national park. Or maybe just in your backyard wrapped in your favorite Pendleton National Park Blanket. Pendleton's line of 100% wool warmers has been...

Drinkworks Home Bar by Keurig

Discontinued

I'm not sure if Keurig's latest podvention is a good thing or a bad thing. K-Cups don't win a lot of points for their single-use, environmentally unfriendly nature, and this automatic drinkmaker requires special carbonation...

Medieval Knight's Helmet Decanter Set

Sold Out Amazon »

All that whiskey still sloshin' around inside my head from last night? It came from all the whiskey sloshin' around inside the head of this knight. The Medieval Knight's Helmet Decanter Set is a superb replica of both...

Swarovski Crystal Batmobile Model

$8,900 Swarovski »

Given that the real Batmobile probably costs a bajillion dollars - and even one of the 6 Dark Knight Batpods made for the movies went for somewhere between $80K and $106K at auction - Swarovski charging $8,600 for their...

EZRED Rechargeable Neck Light

$23.99 Amazon »

My mama loves me a bushel and a peck and an EZRED light around my neck. So when she calls me to fix and install stuff for her and I run through the excuses of why I can't, the one about it being too dark to see [insert...

TokBud Smoker's Multi-Tool

$24 - $29 Elevated Mechanics »

Everyone needs a bud. Some people need a bud they can toke. And some of those people need a TokBud, a bud for toking their buds...

July WiFi-Enabled Window Air Conditioner

$261.75 - $399 July »

You don't have to wait until July this year to need a July WiFi-enabled window air conditioner, but you're going to have to wait until way past July to get one. Thanks to its inconspicuous, inoffensive look, and promises...

TERRACOCK'n'BALLS Planter

$17.50 Etsy »

Seeing the TERRACOCK'n'BALLS Planter got me thinking there has to be a viable use out there for the term "cactus cock." Luckily, I didn't spend too much time crafting one before I thought to Google it to see if someone...

GiantMouse Morbid Mouse Mini Titanium Bottle Opener

The Morbid Mouse don't want no stinkin' cheese. He wants your bottles of craft brew. Your Dos Equis. Even your Bud Light Lime once you're wasted enough to forget it's twist off...

AuAg 55" Gaming Computer Desk

Sold Out Amazon »

The AuAg 55" gaming computer desk aims to be the gold...and the silver standard for gamers and their gear. The large desktop with "sleek carbon fiber texture" has enough space for a pair of 27" monitors, along with your...

DoyenCat Sushi Chef FunBox with Scratching Board

Sold Out Amazon »

If your cat is the next Jiro Ono of sushi chefs, but he eats every single piece of hamachi and maguro sashimi he slices before giving you any, does he still deserve a DoyenCat Sushi Chef FunBox with scratching board floor?...

Bookrest Lamp

$44.95 Amazon »

The Bookrest Lamp from Suck UK is a mighty lighty fine housewarming gift if I ever saw one. Obviously it serves as a warm nighttime reading light and a clever place to rest your book* after you've fallen asleep on it...

Plastic Bottle Rope Makers - Turn Trash Into Rope

$13 - $20 Grim Workshop »

Grim Workshop has struck gold plastic! The functional tool brand's new plastic rope bottle makers, the Cordage Card, Cordage Tag, and Cordage Micro Tool, look as fun to use as they do functional in use, and as burly as...

Press 'n' Suds Soap Pump & Sponge Caddy

$9.99 Amazon »

This must be the week of one-handed wonders around here. First there was the GoTubb one-handed open & close container, and now the one-handed Press 'n' Suds soap pump & sponge caddy. Oh, and in between, I tested out Paco's...