Household

Ora Shower Panel

Do you prefer a bath Ora Shower? Give me one of Vladimir Polikarpov's design award-winning leaf-like shower panels, and I'm an Ora Shower dude forevermore...

Light My Fingers Candle

By "Light My Fingers," this most excellent candle from Claire Olshan really means, "Light 3 of my fingers and my thumb. The 4th finger, well, it's gonna stay long and strong in the middle, fully formed and upright as...

Zombie Plant Seeds

$11.95 Amazon »

These Zombie Plant seeds are good for growing yourself a very interesting, and kid-friendly, kind of houseplant. It's called a Mimosa Pundica, and despite its colloquial name, this zombie-like plant won't try to eat you...

SleepMuffs Sound-Blocking Neck Pillow

$100 Blisstil »

Sure, SleepMuffs look a little silly on their wearer, but consider: 1) you're either wearing the sound-blocking neck pillow while sleeping in your bed, a time and place (presumably) no one is judging how you look; or...

Kangaroo Side Table

$169.95 Plow & Hearth »

Like any good kangaroo butler, this Kangaroo Side Table will hold your phone, your beer, and your bowl of popcorn on his tray. He'll hold your New York Times and your nudie magazines in his marsupial pouch. He'll look...

Supernet - Hardened Basketball Net Waste Basket

$140 - $180 Kickstarter »

Used Kleenex, crumpled burrito wrappers, flailing banana peels - nothin' but Supernet...

HadinEEon Milk Steamer & Frother

$46.99 - $50.98 Amazon »

Latte? Cappuccino? Hot cocoa? Steamed milk? Heat and froth things up a few notches from the typical microwaved dairy you might enjoy at home with the HadinEEon Milk Steamer & Frother, a highly-rated foamer upper that...

Darth Vader Meditation Chamber Desk Set

Darth Vader: Meditator. The Force meets the OM in this Darth Vader Meditation Chamber Desk Set, a Regal Robot design brainstormed and built custom for a client's studio, and based on the Dark Lord's meditation chamber...

Cosco Shifter - 300lb Capacity Multi-Position Dolly

$65.54 - $100.08 Amazon »

The Cosco Shifter, a 300lb capacity multi-position dolly for versatile load hauling, is a Valentine's Day no-brainer if I ever saw one. And in case you were thinking twice about getting the hand truck as a gift for your...

Big Fig Mattress - The Mattress For A Bigger Figure

$1,299 - $1,999 Big Fig Mattress »

Where Ace Jumbo Mattresses are made XXL to support a whole gaggle of people, Big Fig Mattresses are made in your normal Twin through King sizes, but built to support just one or two XXL people. Big Fig designs mattresses...

NASA Rocket Lava Lamp

"Psychedelic," and "NASA" aren't 2 terms I'd typically put together, but this NASA Rocket Lava Lamp indeed joins them like long lost twins. Of course the shape fits perfectly, and though the lolling lava blobs inside...

LEGO Flower Bouquet

$49.99 LEGO »

Dudes, a LEGO Flower Bouquet. It's flowers - check. It's handmade - check. It's customizable to be OOAK from you to her - check. And it's byoooooteeeeful - check. All the makings for the perfect Valentine's day gift...

Octopus Tentacle Martini Glass

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Here's another Octopussy that might catch the eye of Bond, James Bond. Especially if the tentacled martini glass were filled with a Vesper. Shaken, not stirred...

Keyhole Companion - No-Measure Keyhole Slot Marker

$26.95 Amazon »

Gotta say, I'm a big fan of mounting things. And while the Keyhole Companion is a specialized tool for making it easier to mount things with only a specific type of slot, I can still see how this no-measure helper could...

Seismic Alert Earthquake Alarm & Safety Device

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While we're on the topic of how 2021 has to be so much better than 2020, let's talk about earthquakes. This Seismic Alert earthquake alarm from GatherWay detects "geomagnetic abnormalities," flashing red and making a...

Welltop 3D Woodworking Ruler

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Welltop's 3D Woodworking Ruler gives you every angle - and line, arc, and circle - on your carpentry and other construction projects. The mitre angle measuring tool condenses 10 functions into its 8.46" x 2.44" x 2.8"...

Hariana Tech Smart Ultimate Bed

I might also call the Hariana Tech Smart Ultimate Bed a bed-shaped living room. A living bed. A New York studio apartment. Like the HiCan, Hariana Tech Smart Ultimate Bed is the kind of connected piece of futuristic furniture...

LED Ice Bucket

$29.90 Amazon »

Now that we're a week into Dry January, and everyone's like, F it! may I present to you an LED ice bucket for turning the chilling of your brews and champers, and the breaking of your New Year's resolutions, into a real...

Volcano Ashtray

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If 2021 is gonna erupt, I hope it's in a good way, such as with this Volcano Ashtray and a big fat doobie sending smoke out its crater. Available in 2 different designs, neither of which appear to be modeled after any...

OPOLAR 2-in-1 Cordless Air Duster & Vacuum

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If you're ready to suck it up and blow it out, the OPOLAR 2-in-1 Cordless Air Duster and Vacuum is ready to be your right-hand sucker and blower. This 2-in-1 OPOLAR model is fitted with the company's hurricane motor...

StoryTime Triple Rocking Chair

$7,500 Hal Taylor »

Dude. This StoryTime Rocking Chair for 4 (1 and 3 halves?) is so adorable it makes me want to have kids of my own to rock and read to like a wise father with exceptional taste in functional furniture...

Push & Tear Easy-Tear Paper Towel Holder

$71.40 Amazon »

As much as I like getting fried chicken grease and BBQ rib sauce all over the whole roll of paper towels as a souvenir for days to come of the great meal I had, my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, isn't such a fan. So...

Jellyfish Cocktail Glasses

$14.50 - $29.90 Amazon »

Never thought I'd want to plaster a jellyfish to my face before. But fill one of these Jellyfish Cocktail Glasses with a Gin Martini or a Sidecar, and I'll let its tentacles crawl over me all night...

Dropped Ice Cream Cone Bean Bag Chairs

$278 Etsy »

Ah, the ice cream cone drop. As famous as the mic drop, but for melancholy rather than owned-you celebratory reasons. Also typically accompanied by tears, not cheers. Except, perhaps, in the case of the Dropped Ice Cream...