Aviatore Veloce Jet Engine Coffee & Tea Brewer

Posted: February 01, 2021
Aviatore Veloce High-Pressure Coffee & Tea Brewer

Super Veloce calls their Aviatore Veloce a "high-pressure brewing system for tea leaves or coffee grinds." I call it a "frikkin' jet engine tea and coffee maker!"

The body of the Aviatore Veloce is a quarter scale replica of a real jet engine, with insides fashioned to percolate your favorite ground coffee or loose tea leaves. It has a 3L titanium water tank, accessible by sliding open the turbine shell. While in use, the machine's turbine blades spin to create an even more enthralling effect, albeit at a "steady and safe 38RPM," so no one ends up fingerless and unable to hold the fresh cup of Earl Grey or Dunkin' Original Blend they've just brewed.

With just 100 units available the world over, I'm not sure if the Aviatore Veloce will make the best cup of coffee or tea you've ever had in your life, but I can say with near certainty that buying one will make it the best coffee and tea maker you've ever had in your life.

And since I am the dude that I am, I can't help but point out that when the Aviatore Veloce is dispensing your coffee or tea, which it does out its back end, it is going to look like the little jet engine is taking a little wee. Or, perhaps more visually accurate, like Super Veloce's precision-engineered, super-stunning, ultra-luxe coffee and tea maker has the runs.

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