Household

Hate to waste all that bacon grease after cooking up a slab of thick-cut applewood smoked strips. That's good stuff. It really beefs (porks?) up my fried eggs. And my chicken & waffles smoothies. But when there's too...

These Fuzzy Ball Towels look more like what I'd use to suds up and wash my body than to dry it almost instantly. But I guess they have magical microfiber properties that suck up water with a quickness, and also their...

Historically Modern Designs doesn't make tequila and mezcal glasses that look like your typical tequila and mezcal glasses, but they say their squat, wide-mouthed tumblers are in fact more authentic than the barware we'd...

Obviously I'm writing about Cleverfy Aromatherapy Shower Steamers because my wife put them on her Christmas list this year, and I'm recommending them to you dudes as great options for gifts for your girlfriends and wives...

This diffuser says, "Sure, Thomas Edison gave us light, but he didn't include a nebulizer to transform essential oils into a fine mist to spread both light and perfume into your home." Which is crazy because I was just...

Holy Shmi, mother of Vader! I just watched a man stuff his waffle with fried chicken. Built-in chicken & waffles! Made possible by this smoky black feat of deep-dish aluminum and 3D honeycomb, the Stuffler Stuffed Waffle...

I never would have thought steak and tree bark would be such a mouthwatering pairing, but this Acacia Wood Steak Plate has me drooling for a NY strip laid across my own personal cutting board...

Who's up for a roll in the cotton and memory foam? This Japanese Floor Mattress, despite basically being an exotic way to say "futon without the frame", looks enticing. I love my elevated grown man bed and latex grown...

If you haven't had or don't know what Korean BBQ is, click here for a thousand words. Typically, a Korean BBQ is a tabletop-sized gas or charcoal grill that diners use to cook their favorite cuts of delicious, delicious...

Sonofa-- [Insert long, loud string of expletives here.] How many times have I thought I'd just poke my pan of Bagel Bites a little farther back after sticking them in the oven? How many times have I been too lazy to pull...

A stormtrooper who's packing nothing but Jameson and a Buttery Nipple is my kind of stormtrooper. I bet in whiskey decanter and suspended glass forms they're even a decent shot. At least until round 7 or 8 when your own...

Welp, we've got dog food for humans, so why not dog beds for humans? Thank you Soylent, and now, YAEM...

Diatomaceous Earth Dish Drying Pad...no, wait, take out the "Earth." Diatomaceous Dish Drying Pad - say it 5 times fast. I'll hold while you look up how to pronounce "diatomaceous" like I did...

Newton's Cradle meets abacus meets the first day of creation in these balance lamps with magnetic switches. Li Zanwen created the desk lamp design with a pair of magnetic wooden balls on strings at the center that attract...

This over-the-sink dish drying rack is a 3-tier space saver with a side of storage and organization. A real multi-tasker that does it all with poise and elegance. Sound like any maternal figure you might know? One who's...

This crafty cocktail kit is all smoke and mirrors chimneys. The home mixologist's set comes with everything you'll need to infuse your booze - be it whiskey, bourbon, or craft cocktails - with a little smoldering barrel...

They say good things come in small packages, this dude thinks the Super Mario Bros. Super Star Desktop Holiday Tree proves the saying is true even for Christmas trees. What a fine addition to my wife's meticulously-laid...

It's about that time of year. The time that anyone with a new roommate starts to assess exactly how he or she feels about said roommate. Best bud, mortal enemy, tolerable nuisance, unfortunate insertion into the human...

When I see the word "Scrubba" all I can think of is my Uncle Orville. Gettin' all hot and ornery with my cousin Stoobie when we were kids and he refused to take a bath. "You grimy ground crawler," he'd yell, "if you don't...

Years ago I told my now-wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, this: "I will get you a cascading waterfall of burning incense for Valentine's Day if you promise not to use the thing as a cauldron and Double, double toil and...

Oh. My. Dog. Anti-slip pads for pooch paws are the newest way for dog owners to make life easier for their pets by way of making their pets miserable. Booties weren't bad enough? Now we need a method for removing from...

I haven't slept on this Memory Foam Tri-fold Mattress myself, but when my friend Ronnie moved across the country his stuff didn't follow him for a while, so he had to buy one to sleep on in his empty house for, like...

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of...Tim the Tool Man Taylor. Or Bob Vila. The Mighty Marvel Thor's Hammer Tool Set obviously arrives housed in a case molded to look like Mjolnir...

I don't know what medieval witch magic Celor puts in their Foot Peel Masks to produce the skin-molting effects you see before you but, even though it would make perfect sense here, I promise you it's not snake oil. Have...