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Unleash the Kraken Male Vibrator (NSFW)

Posted: January 15, 2020
Unleash the Kraken Male Vibrator
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While we normally think of the kraken as wielding tentacles of asphyxiation and death, what if in fact the giant squid is all about pleasure? What if his tentacles, as they appear willing and able to do in this male vibrator, just want to suck you into a strong, but soft squeeze? And then keep on sucking and squeezing not with hostility and aggression, but with love. In a way that makes you feel nothing but joy and happiness. Such happiness. Especially at the ending.

Admittedly, I myself named this cephalopod-lookin' male masturbator after the Kraken, but only because it's real name of Male Vibrator 10 by Feelingirl does it no justice. Not only does the electric cock sock have 3 different massage points along its shaft, plus a 4th at the bottom to give your penis some much needed head, but look at it! Black as ink and sexy as hell, this isn't just a vibrator for men, it's a sea monster for your p-monster.

The Krakenbator also has 10 modes of operation that output various combinations of speed and vibration. Feelingirl points out - and shows in the image gallery, if you're more of a visual learner - that the vibrator can also be used to stimulate boobies and buttholes.

You can unleash the kraken in the shower too, if you want, as the male vibrator has an IPX7 waterproof rating. However, a bit of kraken-jackin' advice Feelingirl gives that I'd have to agree with: "For your health, please do not overuse."

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