Cookie Monster Pipe

Posted: June 22, 2012
Cookie Monster Pipe

Holy crap, can you imagine how many cookies the Cookie Monster would eat if he were high? Possibly all the cookies in the world. Which in a way would be interesting to witness, but in a bigger way very sad, because then I would have no cookies to eat when I am high. Good thing this Cookie Monster comes in glass pipe form, so I'll be the only one getting high and eating cookies.

Custom made by Hedcraft, the Cookie Monster--or, as he calls it, Munchie Monster--Pipe is available in any colors buyers would like, so if your feel Oscar or Elmo would make a better smoke-out companion, feel free to request deviations from the photographed blue/aqua pattern and cookie poker add-on (e.g., a trash can lid for Oscar, a knuckle sandwich for Elmo.)

By the way, here are some comedic parameters the vendor has set, with agreement implicit prior to pipe purchase:

  • Buyer of pipe fashioned in the likeness of legendary childhood favorite Cookie Monster must be at least 18 years old.
  • Buyer must agree not to use Cookie Monster Pipe to engage in any illegal activity.
  • Buyer must attest that glass Cookie Monster Pipes are legal in buyer's state.

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