pureAir FRIDGE Food Shelf Life Extender
I thought of a jingle for the pureAir FRIDGE Food Shelf Life Extender: Smelly fridge, smelly fridge, what are they feeding you? Or maybe more like: Smelly fridge, smelly fridge, what are they not eating themselves that's sitting and decomposing on your shelves, creating expensive food waste and an onslaught of odors that could kill a dead guy every time someone opens your door?
Yeah, I think definitely the second one has more of a jingle earworm vibe to it.
The pureAir FRIDGE is a rechargeable gadget that uses ionization and activated oxygen (ozone) technologies to reduce ethylene gas emissions from decaying food. This both keeps produce fresher for up to 3 times longer, and eliminates the impurities and stench that accompany it when it starts to rot.
Fully charged, the pureAir FRIDGE can perform its deodorizing and shelf life extension duties for up to 3 weeks. A great gift for the kitchen, especially the stinky one.
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