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Penis Surprise Apron (NSFW)

Posted: June 05, 2021
Penis Surprise Apron (NSFW)
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The beauty of these Penis Surprise Aprons - I mean aside from their lovely fabric choices, and anatomically correct fleece interpretations of giant dicks - is that they're perfect gifts for everyone!

Gift for Dad? Funny! Mostly because he'll be embarrassed when he takes his first hard look at the apron, but will get over it quickly when he realizes how many Dad jokes about sausage and tube steak he'll be able to make while wearing it.

Gift for Mom? Hell yeah! We always knew who wore the pants - and the penis - in the family anyway.

Gift for him? Yep! Because now he can tell everyone to suck his dick when the tenderloin they told him he was overcooking turns out perfect.

Gift for her? Well, it is bachelorette season, and even when it's not, I know plenty of ladies out there curious to try their hand - er, pelvis - at a strap-on. A surprise penis inside a chef's apron seems like a pretty good place to test the water.

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