Sierra Diamond & Melting Gold Coffee Table

Diamond Candles makes candles (duh) with embedded diamonds (du...really?) Each candle is guaranteed to contain a sparkly ring for its burner to discover as the wax diminishes. Granted, they're not all diamonds, and they're...

From ashes to ashes...to bedazzled ashes. Gone are the days of keeping the deceased in our hearts. In their place? Keeping the deceased around our fingers, atop our wrists, or dangling from our necks. LifeGem diamonds...

When you can't remember if Mama said you can't hurry love, or if Mama said knock you out, it's best to cover all bases. These gleaming symbols of betrothal let everyone you encounter know you are blissfully off the market...

If you're too humble to claim the entire solar system--including Pluto--revolves around you, project smaller-scale dominance by becoming King of Theo Fennell's Castle Ring. This intricate, hand-crafted medieval fantasy...

Wallis Reid's line of men's wedding bands and engagement rings are stunners in 18K gold, oxidized sterling silver, and raw diamonds. Dark without going goth, wild without looking messy, if you're a dude into statement...

Your woman sure as shiny baubles won't be singin' out to Santa Baby this year if her Dude Baby gets her one of Tiffany & Co.'s Advent Calendars. Twenty-four days of diamonds and drop earrings, platinum and pendants, and...

If I had to pick, I guess I'd rather someone send me an $85,000 18 karat gold pinata filled with 50 diamonds than a $12 million 140' trimaran power yacht. Easier delivery, less maintenance, no vacation time required for...

Or should I call them Half Frame Rhinestone Non-Glasses? The "W" shape of that lady's...uh...eyewear must stand for "What the four-eyes are these things?!" They don't improve your vision, they don't help you see in the...

Shine bright like a...piece of Patagonian virapita wearing this titanium band engagement ring topped with a radiant-cut piece of wood. A good 3 carats from the looks of it...

Three Wolf Moon, meet Three Skull Diamond Eyes. This ring from DeMer Jewelry might not be your next solid gold meme, but if you've got the money and the gothic sensibilities, it could be your next solid gold piece of...

His name is Rrrico. Rrrico Pave. This sold 18K gold and diamond pave skull ring sees 2.9 carats of ethically sourced South African diamonds embedded flush and showy in a human-style skull made in your choice of hollow...

It may still stink, but ingest a couple of these 24K capsules, and your shit will look as handsome as a pile of gold. Tobias Wong and J.A.R.K. (Ju$t Another Rich Kid) created the Gold Pills as part of their INDULGENCE...