Bliss Sofa & Emergency Life Raft
Would you pay $100,000 for a couch and footrest? How about for your life? The Bliss Sofa & Ottoman Set is a unique exploration of luxury living. "Luxury" because it's an haute design piece of furniture available in limited quantity to people with unlimited cashflow. And "living" because Bliss doubles as a SOLAS-certified life raft, complete with a paddle attachment, rocket flare, and SOS strobe light, to keep you afloat and alive in the event of a flood, hurricane, or other water-based emergency.
The Bliss Sofa & Ottoman Set is made by Mother, who in this case happens to be a group of the world's top survivalist architects, not the woman who birthed you, or Mike Pence's wife. Materials include reclaimed 100-year-old pine, marine-grade foam, and water-resistant Sunbrella fabric.
Shark Fin Dog Life Jacket
This shark won't take a bite out of your leg, but get too close and he'll probably lick and hump it. How clever. A shark life preserver for your pooch. He might hate wearing it, but the full-body flotation vest will keep...
Floaty Pants Hands-Free Flotation Device
It's the 4th of June. You know what that means: time to start ampin' up for the 4th of July! And the rest of the summer swimming, floating, and partying season for that matter. How's about some Floaty Pants to give your...
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Water Shade Canopy Float Kit
What floats your boat? A hull*. What floats your canopy? A Water Shade Canopy Float Kit. Essentially a set of four 18" mini rafts made of heavy grade PVC vinyl, the Canopy Float Kit endeavors to help those who like to...
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Onyx CO2 Automatic Inflating Vest
The U.S. Coast Guard-approved Onyx A/M-24 automatic flotation vest. For kayaking. For boating. For fishing. Definitely for the airplane. Psssh! Let all the other lemmings scramble to get their inflatable life vests and...
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The Ronny Fisher Life Jacket
Imagine it: sunny and 78 degrees with a gentle breeze. Less the swallows and the squirrels you are alone with your thoughts. Casting. Reeling. Floating. It's like an out of body experience that...oh Jiminy Cricket, there's...
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M-16 Belt Pack Personal Floatation Device
Onyx's M-16 Belt Pack is a manual inflatable personal floatation device (PFD). It inflates via a tab marked "Jerk To Inflate." Ahhh, an instruction all of us, dudes and ladies alike, can understand and execute easily...
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Mermaid Dog Life Vest
ArrrRawrrrArrrooooo! It's the siren song of the mermaid dog. The merdog, that majestic creature of the sea, paddling and panting 'round the water in her iridescent scaled life vest with all the elegance and grace of a...
Cloud Levitating Sofa
Though only a concept product--and one that debuted a few years ago--the Cloud Levitating Sofa remains maybe the coolest idea for and aesthetic execution of a couch ever. So I was thinking maybe one of you entrepreneurial...
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Chill Sack 8-Foot Bean Bag Chair
They call it the Chill Sack only to avoid the lawyers' C&D letter or profit-sharing demands from a major corporation. But you can go ahead and call this giant 8-foot bean bag chair built for two (or three!) like it is:...
Sleeping Bag Sofa
I've slept on my sofa for the past 2-1/2 years. I've even slept in my sleeping bag on my sofa. But until now the two were not a happy combination, as the outsides of sleeping bags are slippery, and the heights of sofas...
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Boa Sofa
And you thought you'd never find the perfect gift for Medusa and Voldemort. The Boa Sofa was designed by brothers Fernando and Humberto Campana, and I just wonder what this snaky, sultry joint venture says about their...
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The Couch Console
We're already working, grocery shopping, and ordering piles of sweatpants and 3-course dinners without leaving home. The Couch Console proposes taking things a step further: do it all without leaving your couch. Containing...