Yank Me Candles
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Yank Me Candles are terrific gag or white elephant gifts in the vein of WTF Prank Candles, but with a different kind of blood pulsing through them. The latter have delightful sounding names, such as Apple Pie, on the outside, but after 3 or 4 hours of burn time start emitting foul, rancid smells, such as Dirty Farts, for the next 8 to 10. Yank Me Candles flip the joke, going for the shock value in name, but rewarding the recipient who dares burn a Dirty Sanchez or Old Man's Balls with lovely scents of Berry Berry Strawberry and Lavendar.
Yank Me Candles are made of 100% soy, and come printed in a dozen plus funny, awful, and offensive labels. Dutch Oven. Mud Butt. Grandma's Fart. The festive Merry Merry Dingleberry. All include a foul smelling disc attached to the inside of their lid for that initial whiff and Gah-arrrgh-blechhh! reaction. But once the disc is removed the candle will burn only its sweet scent, with all remnants of the nasal affront eliminated.
Well, except that nifty label of the brown mustachioed girl.
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