United States Geology Map
- Relief Map Globe - $199.00
- United States Relief Map - $49.99
- TestPlay High Raised Relief USA 3D Map - $619.95
- National Geographic: The Dynamic Earth, Plate Tectonics Wall Map - $24.99
- California 3D Historical Geology Map - $17.95
I can't believe this United States Geology Map is 2D. Even in the closeup shots it looks like a raised relief map, a 3D piece of artwork. But maker 4D Map Art flat-out states, multiple times, that despite the optical illusion, and despite its creator's seeming affinity for additional dimensions, the United States Geology Map is printed in 2D. So if you're cool with a 2D United States Geology Map that's simply digitally rendered well enough to look like it's in 3D, this is your United States Geology Map.
4D Map Art derived their United States Geology Map artwork from a published map from the US Geological Survey of 1932. The print is available in 4 different sizes, and on your choice of photo paper, fine art paper, or metal.
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