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Things That Can Kill You Wall Calendar

Posted: December 28, 2021
Things That Can Kill You Wall Calendar
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The Things That Can Kill You Wall Calendar doesn't want to ruin the surprise. Aside from the coconut on its front cover - a well-known death-dealer to many of us - the 2022 date tracker doesn't provide a single reveal of the ooky, spooky, kooky things its months have cooked up to kill you, as you proudly display them on your wall. My best guesses?

  • Romaine lettuce.
  • 2 gallons of water.
  • Your father-in-law's breath.
  • A lil' spiky virus.
  • Dryer lint.
  • Vending machines.
  • Brain worms.
  • Cheating on your partner.
  • If you have a vagina, blowing air in it.
  • Too much nutmeg.
  • Gamma ray bursts.

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