Please Don't Do Coke In The Bathroom Neon Party Sign
Please don't do coke in the bathroom? Geez, the things you gotta be polite but explicit about asking people these days. First it was just, "Please wash your hands," and "Please don't flush things that aren't toilet paper down the toilet." Now, "Please don't do coke in the bathroom?" What's next, "Please no upper deckers?"
This neon party sign from Candy LED Neon Sign Shop comes in 5 standard sizes, ranging from 18" x 12" to 31" x 20", plus the option for custom sizing. Choose from colors Cool White, Warm White, Pink, Red, Ice Blue, Blue, Yellow, Green, Purple, and Orange.
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