Gifts For the Runway

Gifts for the runway. That's just my best attempt to find an all-encompassing term for clothes, jewelry, purses, ties, miscellaneous accessories, and adult onesies. It's a fancier way to say "personal effects." Because giving someone the gift of the runway sounds way sexier than giving them the gift of personal effects. And also, I'd like to think the quality of the gifts we've recruited for your perusal here far transcend all boring, commonplace, and sterile personal effect-type designations anyway. These are gifts of unique beauty and splendor. Gifts Louis Vuitton himself will likely swathe or decorate his models in on their way down the runway this season. Gifts...what's that? He's dead? Oh.