Coonan Triple Threat Apocalyptic Kit
- Six ShooterShift Knob for Manual or Automatic Transmission - $14.87
- Zombie Hunter Costume - $59.99
- Sawed Off Shotgun Prop - $19.34
- Zombie Housewife Costume - $27.08
- Set of 4 Bullet Valve Tire Caps - $14.99
When I think of Coonan, I think first of .357 Magnums. But a close and immediate second is zombie and vampire slaying. And now I'm wondering if the firearms manufacturer and I have a psychic connection. I'm wondering if they made their Triple Threat Apocalyptic Kit just for me. Look, they were even smart enough not to include a pistol in it. It's like they know both how clumsy and skittish around loud noises I am, and that while I can probably scrounge up $40 from rolling coins and donating platelets to buy some silver bullets, there is no way I'm getting ahold of $1,375 or a license to carry a gun.
Coonan prepares us for the undead and End of Days with:
- A set of 8 Coonan silver bullets
- A Coonan head stamped nickel case.
- A 158.5-gran bullet jacketed in 99% pure silver
- Packaging in the form of a solid ash Coonan vampire stake.
Happy hunting, happy self-defending, and happy geek gift-giving.