Pet Defender Stun Sticks
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Arc Angel Industries' Pet Defenders are canes and walking sticks that double as inconspicuous stun guns. So that when you're out plastic baggying little Coco's numero dos to impress his (incredibly hot female that you would, coincidentally, also like to bag) owner, you will be able to fend off any person, dog, bear, or zombie that attacks and risks harming her. And you. And, by proxy, your chances of scoring. The Pet Defender will dissuade assaults of all kinds easily, instantly, and emphatically with 1 million non-lethal volts of electricity.
In addition to adult males with very specific agendas, the stun sticks could probably help out little old ladies with lap dogs, people who walk their pets late at night, and backwoods hikers unsure of what sort of wild beasts they might encounter in the great wilderness too.
For their part, Arc Angel Industries intends their Pet Defenders to "make walking your dog a relaxing pleasure again." That is, they hope you'll feel more comfortable spending some quality time with your pooch knowing that if an unruly or off-leash dog picks a fight, you'll have 7 figures of voltage standing between you and a round of rabies shots. Not to mention potentially deadly injuries to your buddy.
Pet Defender Stun Canes and Big Sticks are made of aircraft grade aluminum, with adjustable shafts, ergonomic grips, and non-slip rubber tips. They are designed to support people weighing up to 350 pounds; the tools themselves weigh around 2-1/2 pounds. Cane stun devices consist of an arming switch and firing button, and are powered by rechargeable NiMH batteries. A safety key and lanyard, plus home charging units are included with each purchase.
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