Gear

Star Trek: TOS Bluetooth Communicator

$149.99 ThinkGeek »

In the original Star Trek series, the communicator was a super long-range walkie-talkie Starfleet ships used to message between or within each other. Over time, it became an artifact of the future as seen through the...

Reactive EL Wired Gaming Mouse

$65 - $99 Kickstarter »

Game & rave, rave & game, dude. Like the electrical storm of a USB power adapter we saw a few weeks ago, the Reactor Gaming Mouse pairs the performance of contemporary tech with the eyeball allure of stuff that glows...

Bang & Olufsen Beoplay H5 Earphones

$199.99 Amazon »

Bang & Olufsen's Beoplay H5 wireless earphones are brand new, so who knows how good they are, but...does B&O really make many bad products? I mean, to each his own when it comes to earbud comfort, design, and style preferences...

Apollo Peak Cat Wine

$4.95 - $11.95 Apollo Peak »

No, cat haters, Apollo Peak does not make wine out of cats. And, sorry pranksters, MosCATo is not a bottle of fermented grapes finished with cat pee that you can send anonymously to the nosy, loud-mouthed B from marketing...

Sovaro Luxury Coolers

$495 - $895 Amazon »

Hey dudes, save your wine corks. You might be able to make an $800 cooler out of them. Sovaro has created a line of luxe ice boxes, the haute cool-ture (you're welcome, Karl Lagerfeld) of summer BBQs and days at the beach...

Cold Brew Coffee Maker & Travel Bottle

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One of the benefits of cold brewed coffee is that it won't make you sweat your balls off any harder than you already are this summer. I hear another is that the slow, heatless brewing process eliminates some of the "bite"--the...

Marshmallow Crossbow

Mr. Stay Puft's got nothing on my Mallow Bow. Sure, he can stomp on people, toss cars, and tear down buildings, but I can dole out cavities, high blood sugar, and toothaches. Straight to the kisser from 60' away!...

Stanley Stein Hockey Beer Mug

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I don't always watch hockey, but when I do...I prefer to do it drunk of my ass so I find it more entertaining. This beer mug incarnation of the Stanley Cup looks like a great way to achieve drunk off my ass with a quickness...

Outdoor Polar Ice Freezer

Discontinued

When I saw this Polar Temp freezer I was immediately reminded of 2 things. 1) How picky my mama is about ice. When I was little she'd drive us up to a corner store called Freddie's to get it out of this exact style of...

Igloo Trailmate All-Terrain Cooler

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When you're done tearing through trails and drinking up the adrenaline rush, and are ready to chill out at the beach and drink up a cold beer, trade in the ATV for the ATC: Igloo's Trailmate all-terrain cooler. The 70-quart...

Stanley Happy Hour Shaker & Cups

$31.06 - $49.04 Amazon »

Nothing makes a stiff drink taste better than enjoying it in the great outdoors. And nothing makes my girlfriend enjoy the great outdoors more than experiencing them with a stiff drink. Or four. Food & beverage gear big...

LED Lighted Pocket Microscope

$13.99 Amazon »

Have you ever been out somewhere, and seen something on the floor, or maybe stuck to the back of your friend Cornelius' coat, and thought, Ugh! What IS that? Welp, carry this little LED microscope around in your pocket...

Eat, Drink & Be Standing Plates

Discontinued

Great Plate gives a hand to anyone with a pile of beef brisket and a freshly cracked beer. A burger and a red cup. A bratwurst and a can of sodie. This nifty champion of standing up while chowing down has a high-rimmed...

Electrical Storm Dual USB Power Adapter

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This is what my mama always told me would happen inside my body if I stuck my finger in an electrical outlet. It actually looks pretty cool. If she hadn't also told me it would fry my brains like a skillet of bacon and...

Snore Stopper ZZZZZZ Boxing Glove Stick

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The Snore Stopper ZZZZZZ Boxing Glove Stick is for all the kind wives who get their husbands a gift for Father's Day. It goes over especially well not as a gift for him to open, but as a surprise gift for him to discover...

Wake 'n' Bake Coffee Mug

Discontinued

There are a ton of these wake 'n' bake mugs out there, but I went with the delightful navy blue one you see here because its marketing is genius. Coffee or tea alongside my morning tokes? Pssshhh, F that. Fill that pipe...

AOZORA Mini Coffee Press

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Your newest piece of EDC? A whole coffee maker. Don't sweat it, though, because this one from AOZORA is tiny. Small enough to slip in your pocket. Or latch onto your backpack. At only 6-1/2" long, the miniature coffee...

The CoolerBelt

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The CoolerBelt equals -1 extra bag for the beach or park. -1 extra trip to the car. -1 pair of shorts weighed down by phones, sunscreen, portable speakers, and cans of Pringles. This wraparound organizer Velcro-secures...

SilentKeys - The Go-Incognito Keyboard

$143 - $188 Silent Keys »

SilentKeys launched its Kickstarter campaign today, seeking your funding for your privacy. This plug 'n' play USB keyboard connects to any computer and turns all key strokes and actions you complete while using it incognito...

Lolo Lids Covert Beer Koozies

$9.48 - $11.49 Amazon »

Drink your beer on the down Lolo with this lid of subterfuge. Disguised as a to-go coffee lid, the Lolo* fits over a can of beer, which then slides into most any large paper coffee cup to form a covert koozie. Sneaky...

Do Your Park Magnets

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We've seen the mostly innocuous You Suck at Parking business cards. And also the more permanent, and thereby more controversial, I Park Like an Idiot bumper stickers. Here we have a midpoint between the two: a-hole parking...

TREKZ Titanium Bone Conduction Headphones

$69 Amazon »

Running with earbuds sucks mostly because it means I'm running, and running is hard and unpleasant. But it also sucks because as I sweat my earbuds either start slipping out of my ears, or they stay in place and trap...

Waterproof Neoprene Car Seat Cover

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Water from the pool. Sand from the beach. Mud from the hike. Sweat from the run. Grease from the Mickey D's french fries. Do you need more examples of the crud and stench your car seats must regularly fend off? Infina...

Google Ara Modular Phone

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Maybe you've never heard of Google's Project Ara. More likely, you've heard of it all too often. Heard of it like you've heard of Sasquatch. Some swear it's real. Some of those even swear they've seen the myth in person...