Gear

Head Rush Bottle Bong creators explain that their drinking tool is "a simple way to down a bottle of beer in a hurry." Good thing too, because as the great Jessie Spano once said, "There's no time! There's. Never! Any!...

Problem fixers, EDC-aholics, and kids who just like to crank, the EverRatchet is here to vie for a spot on your keychain. The mini-tool aims to max out its skills with a dynamic ratcheting beam, which allows for continual...

This men's travel urinal isn't just a reusable pee reservoir, it's an expandable / collapsible one. So it's easier to carry in your bag or glove box. And also so it can make you feel bad about your manhood if you only...

Pacsafe's ProSafe 750 is a TSA-approved travel lock for those of us who have so many damn passwords and combinations in our lives that the thought of having to remember and fiddle with one more is enough to make our brains...

His name is Carlos, the uncelebrated blue crab cousin of the feisty red Rasta Sebastian. Having been denied Disney animated stardom, he accepted an offer from Frontgate to become a beverage tub. It's not the worst gig...

I know laser projection keyboards and virtual mouses have been around long enough that they're not all Wooowww! The future! anymore, but with the Keybo, Serafim believes they've advanced the laser beam technology to the...

Ah, the Beerbell. It has Memorial Day weekend at the lake, Father's Day gift, and my perfect summer workout written all over it. The kitschy floating can and bottle cozy takes on the shape of a dumbbell so you can get...

Do German design and German engineering make the Uberleben Dursten kuksa, a handmade wood camp cup, superior to all the other camp cups in the land? Well, it's definitely the most dimpled and groovy camp cup I've ever...

Hey Dad, I got you a smartphone screen magnifier! Happy Father's Day, ya blind ol' bat!...

The BREKX, a 54-quart cooler with built-in Bluetooth speakers, is new to the game of summer chillin'. But despite the clear party vibe its 6-watt blasters and iPhone / Android compatibility from up to 35' away project...

Sportnoculars. A pair of hands-free binocular glasses that will make me look just as cool as that portmanteau word sounds. But if they work OK, hey. I don't mind looking like Doktor Opto if it means I can see everything...

The Ring Pen is set to launch a writing-by-hand comeback tour! According to its makers, "This is a unique ergonomic design to make writing task fun again." Maybe with a Ring Pen slipped over their pointer fingers, kids...

Hiuni is a smart, interactive telescope designed for accessibility and affordability to all. (Huh, maybe once they've wrapped up their Kickstarter campaign and gotten the telescopes shipped, Hiuni Team can work on our...

I haven't done too much research on BDSM audio gear before now, but if these Tormenta Cage Headphones are any indication, BDSM audio gear is more expensive than the therapy I needed after mistakenly answering, "Yes" when...

Oh hey, a switchblade phone case. A phone case with a sharp 4" blade that flicks! right out of it. That's going to go over well with 100% of knife collectors, EDC fiends, and OGs, and 0% of law enforcement officials...

Caution: both ends bite. Metal Worn's T-Rex Folding Knife don't need no stinkin' proportionately-sized arms to do pushups or give high-fives. He don't need no stinkin' arms at all! With a 3.25" 440C stainless steel "tail"...

Here are some Fighting Ninja birthday candles to help you hold your resolution to kick ass and take names this 8th...28th...38th year of your life. I'd ask them to start by sending some Ninjutsu moves the way of anyone...

Of their Elko pocket knife, The James Brand says, "Your keys just got a new best friend." Awww, that's good news. I recently had to put my 8-year-old tritium keychain down, so my keys have been particularly lonely...

According to Bibi Lab, 10.4 humans per hour Tweet, "I want to be a cat!" In response to this rampant cat envy, and also because Bibi Lab is a Japanese retailer, and this sort of thing isn't even a little weird in Japan...

Cerapost makes creepy skull mugs to help your morning coffee scare the living grogginess out of you. And along with the hollowed eye sockets and gumless toothy grins, many Cerapost creepy skull mugs also have flourishes...

ArrrRawrrrArrrooooo! It's the siren song of the mermaid dog. The merdog, that majestic creature of the sea, paddling and panting 'round the water in her iridescent scaled life vest with all the elegance and grace of a...

Collapsible, reusable, easy to clean. It's the Final Straw for single-use tubular plastic polluters everywhere...

Rain in the city, mud on the trail, or sand on the beach. Django says their City Slicker will keep you clean and dry in the face of them all. And by "you" I mean you, Mr. Squiggles. Bella Jane. Luna. Horace. The Django...