Gear

As strange as it may be for basketball fans to be watching the NBA playoffs heading into fall, using a Basketball Bottle Opener to crack open the beers they'll enjoy while doing so - plus catch the bottle caps in a sealed-off...

Malware, viruses, automatic data transfer, can I get some Privise here, please? The Privise USB Data Blocker serves as a middleman - no, more than a middleman, a veritable Gandalf! - between your phone or other portable...

Sure, Glow Rhino's tritium-studded tools will add some swagger to your EDC. But when things go dark, and the self-powered light source kicks in to glow neon bright as a beacon to your keys, your beer cap, your roaming...

Waka, waka, waka, it's the old possum in the office trash can surprise! You know, the classic Office Possum prank. The practical joke of the...yeah, OK, the practical joke of the nothing. Hiding a possum in your co-worker's...

A cooler that doubles as a table. A table that doubles as a cooler. Sounds like a keeper - or rather, a Keter - to me. The Keter Go Bar is a portable cooler with a pop-up table lid, a new beach-, picnic-, and rooftop-friendly...

The AboveTEK Laptop Desk has your awkward WFH situation, your right- and left-handedness, and your laptop churning at 120 degrees covered. In other words, the AboveTEK Laptop Desk has got your back lap...

The DriveSlide laptop-mounted holder for hard drives and other accessories is another elegantly simple solution to a problem. Granted, it's a problem not all of us have, but for those who compute on the go, or use a laptop...

Ah, I wish a simple card trick could solve the disasters of 2020, but I think the Disaster Deck is in over its head here. The pocket-sized set covers everything from wildfires to hurricanes to heatwaves, but I think the...

I am 99% sure the HairMax Laser Hair Growth Band works for those experiencing hair loss. No wait, typo. Remove one of those 9s. Yeah, that's more like it. I am 9% sure the HairMax Laser Hair Growth Band works for those...

Clawgs, dog shoes - or rather dog sandals - don't surprise me in the least. For years now dog owners have thrived on making their pets look ridiculous under the guise of comfort and protection. Who remembers the Shed...

Dogs as USPS mail carriers, it's genius! Think of all the things you've seen dogs fetch in your life. For me it's balls, squeaky toys, newspapers, slippers, and chocolate mousse cakes left unattended on the kitchen countertop...

pureAir SOLO is careful to be careful about the claims it makes as a personal space air purifier, but it does drop the "virus" buzzword of 2020 a couple times. The around-the-neck wearable uses a platinum permanent emitter...

Who wants to do some spying sightseeing? The PENTAX VD 4x20 WP 3-in-1 Binoculars have you covered. How about a little girl bird watching on the beach with a friend? Split apart the PENTAX VD 4x20 WP, and get yourself...

According to Phone Toaster creator April Stone, her 5-in-1 UV-C germ nuker is "the world's most feature-packed phone sanitizer." We'll talk about that in a sec, but first I'd like to point out that the Phone Toaster is...

You may not always be talking to her, but Alexa is always listening. Even when she swears she's not, which is, like, Play #1 in the Eavesdropper's Handbook. Alexagate is here to cover her ears, put the counter surveillance...

Cups. I thumb my nose at thee. No, make that my Draft Top. I thumb my Draft Top at thee...

This steel sword may be forged in miniature, but it's still honed to a super sharp edge, and eager to be wielded during all the little battles you'll fight in your life. Loose threads. Plastic clamshell packaging. That...

I was trying to pen a catchy opener for The Ridge's Summit Knife based on that Capital One slogan, "What's in your pocket?" but then I looked it up and found the slogan is actually, "What's in your wallet?" and that doesn't...

When I read the Flipper Zero described as a "Tamagochi for hackers," I assumed someone had finally found a successful way to teach tech bros EQ. And in a way, maybe the hackerspace-born team of Flipper Zero creators has...

The entirety of the product description for this mini keychain double action knife with tanto blade reads as follows: "Pocket keychain knife tanto style." At first I was pretty disappointed with that - 5 words is all...

Phone holders of phone holders. Smartphone stands of smartphone stans. Maybe it's depressing what this set of BZ Smartphone Holders symbolize, but, I mean, they're accurate. Especially the dude lounging in the chair -...

And when Mjolnir, hammer of the great Thor, comes crashing down, my document it will print! This 3D Thor's Hammer keyboard keycap is made of titanium and aluminum alloy, and backlit through the cracks of Mjolnir's crushing...

I wouldn't normally consider Bigfoot the most tidy and organized beast on the block, but hey, I guess I don't know the guy that well. So if Nite Ize wants to use his good name in promoting their BigFoot Locker KeyRack...

Screw it, I'm taking my stash. This Phillips Head Screwdriver Diversion Safe retains a screwdriver's trademark talent of screwing and unscrewing screws, while bringing a new trick to the party: unscrew the Phillips head...