U Stink Skunk Last Place Trophy
When even a skunk says, "U stink!" you know you're a loser. But don't worry, there's a trophy for that. A Last Place Trophy with a special spot for custom engraving your name, or the thing you suck more at than everyone else. I don't even know where to begin. There are so many people, entities, countries, years (ahem, 2020) that deserve this award of defeat.
The U Stink Skunk and his pedestal are made of pathetic resin. Together they stand an embarrassing 5.5" tall x 3.75" wide.
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