Gear

Brass OTF Keychain Knife

Discontinued

Let me show you the brass OTF keychain knife in my pocket. Woooommp! There's the 1.26" blade. Out the front it goes...

Einova Wireless Charging Stone

$49.97 - $69.99 Amazon »

I must be a Qi-enabled device because the Einova Wireless Charging Stone I have gives me a little charge whenever I touch it too. It's so smooth. So elegant. So nicely matched with my kitchen countertops (I got the Wireless...

ChopChucks Skill Toy & Chopsticks

$29 - $40 Kickstarter »

ChopChucks are down to help you play with your food. But, doubling as a sick nunchuck-style skill toy when you're not eating, the chopsticks are even more down to help you play with the utensils you use to play with your...

KEGO Mobile Kegerator

$649 - $999 KEGO »

Roll it. Set it. Burp it. Share it. Beer lovers, the KEGO mobile kegerator hopes to make throwing back a cold one as easy as...throwing back a cold one...

Mini Picnic Table Beer Holder or Condiment Caddy

$10 Etsy »

Heineken and Heinz, Helles and Hellmann's, Leinenkugel's and Inglehoffer, together at last! This Mini Picnic Table keeps your beers, or your condiments, or one of each, cozy and contained with an aesthetic that will make...

Cap Gun Bottle Opener & Cap Shooter

$5.99 - $6.99 Amazon »

The Cap Gun, a bottle opener and bottle cap shooter toy, looks like a fun little trinket - and plink!-it - and pelt!-it - for summer. Suddenly cracking open cold ones becomes less about the enjoying of the cold one and...

Monster XXXL Balls Chain

$128.90 Etsy »

If you're into getting the payoff without putting the work in, Callum King's Monster XXXL Balls Chain will give you the biggest balls on the planet with no more effort than placing an order and waiting for shipping...

Re-SOHKO TRANSFORM BOX Portable Office

The good news is the plans to build a Re-SOHKO TRANSFORM BOX are free to download from SOHKO Open Design. The bad news is the tools and materials you'll need to build a Re-SOHKO TRANSFORM BOX are all contained inside...

Sasquatch Tool A Long Multi-Tool

$11.59 Amazon »

And here I thought Sasquatch's only talents were leaving footprints and hiding from mankind. But apparently he can also open bottles, cut cords, measure increments of 1", and screw things in and out. Which is a lot more...

Anker R2-D2 Nebula Capsule II Mini Projector

Sold Out Amazon »

Oh yes, fans of Star Wars and puns, it's that once-a-year day again. Happy Star Wars Day, Happy Star Wars gift hunting, and May the 4th be with you...

Swiss Champ XXL 73-Function Multi-Tool

$315.99 Victorinox »

Why carry a simple pocket knife when you can carry Victorinox's Swiss Champ XXL and make it a whole pants knife? The 73-function multi-tool is definitely a Swiss Army Knife ready for nearly any task you need a hand with...

Corporate Email Lingo Mug

$22 Etsy »

The Corporate Email Lingo Mug, in addition to epitomizing the true meanings behind commonly emailed phrases and sentiments, epitomizes the expression, "It's funny 'cause it's true."...

Berry Picker

Sold Out Amazon »

This Berry Picker promises to help me pick berries the same way I eat them: by the scoopful. A plastic box fitted with a handle on top and metallic comb on the bottom, the Berry Picker makes for some quick pickin' when...

DropKey Inflatable Green Screen Studio in a Bag

$599 - $1,999 DropKey »

The DropKey Pop-up Studio in a Bag, an inflatable green screen that packs into a mid-size duffel, makes it even easier for any jackass to create and post content on the internet like a pro. By "content" I mean reviews...

BruMate BackTap Backpack Cooler

$199.99 BruMate »

Dude. When did "Holds 14 cans of White Claw!" become one of a cooler's primary selling points? The BruMate BackTap is a hard-shelled backpack cooler with a tap at the bottom. So it can haul and dispense up to 3 gallons...

Pineapple Grenade Keyboard

It's not that words haven't always been weapons, but this Pineapple Grenade Keyboard depicts how much easier, and deadlier, it is to use them as such today. The 25-key handheld typing companion is a fine manifestation...

Icee Floating Inflatable Cooler

Discontinued

I don't know if I need an Icee floating inflatable cooler, but looking at and reading about it sure makes me want an Icee right now. Mmmm, flashback to the 80s, and the concession stand at my peewee baseball games. I...

WaterBasics 30-Gallon Emergency Water Storage Kit

Discontinued

The WaterBasics Emergency Water Storage Kit is preparedness cubed. The 30-gallon tank trades the bulky barrel shape for one of a brown paper package tied up with string, breaking down and packing away flat just like a...

JHO Knives Le Finger Spike

$180 JHO Knives »

Pick your nose with Le Finger, and then pick your teeth with the steel spike hidden inside it. ... Yes, you're right. That spike looks a little too thick to be an EDC toothpick. But also a little too slim for shotgunning...

Lewis N. Clark Safebox Portable Safe

$31.31 - $49.99 Amazon »

The Lewis N. Clark Safebox is a slash-resistant portable safe with a 3-digit resettable combination lock that comes in 3 sizes. Its rolltop closure, Magnaloft construction, and locking buckle will secure the bag to any...

The Hype Button

$15.95 Amazon »

Believe the hype. Live up to the hype. Be your own hype man - or lady - and annoy the ever loving hype out of everyone around you. All with a single press of The Hype Button, a battery-powered sound machine that blasts...

Seal Shield Washable & Waterproof Keyboards

Whether you're dealing with coffee or COVID, Seal Shield washable and waterproof keyboards are the typing companions you can count on not to crack - or short circuit, or give you a disease - under pressure...

3D Printed Camel Dick (NSFW)

$5.99 - $32.99 Etsy »

Four legs, two humps, two testicles, and one...big...dick...head. Meet the Camel Dick, the newest addition to the animal dick menagerie we began last year with the 3D Printed Dickasaurus...

What to Eat Food Dice

$25.76 - $31.57 Etsy »

Hey, it's a food die for a foodie! OK, maybe more like indecisive takeout junkies. What To Eat Food Dice are oversized wooden cubes whose 6 sides each contain the image and name of a different type of cuisine carved into...