The Cob Quicky
The Cob Quicky lends a hand in buttering your corn on the cob, getting the job done mess-free and in record time. It's a hand for a job. A Hand. Job.
The latest of Matt Benedetto's Unnecessary Inventions, the Cob Quicky provides a means of not just buttering your corn easily, but really slathering it. Every stroke of the Cob Quicky ensures your cob of corn will come out completely covered in the slippery richness when it's done. Dripping and ready for you, or maybe that special lady you're lubing up some corn for, to tear into it and take a big, juicy bite.
Uh. Huh. Not so sure about that last part.
I think I've lost my appetite.