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Heart-Shaped Dual Butane & USB Lighter

Posted: January 31, 2022
Heart-Shaped Dual Butane & USB Lighter
$25.99
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You're in my heart, you're in my soul / you light my fires, and my fat bowls.... This heart-shaped lighter may come with a bit of cheese and schmoopiness, but given that it's time to buy your Valentine's Day gifts: 1) it's a lot better than some His & Hers Together Forever keychains (wherein each of you gets half the heart, of course); 2) it's a lot cheaper than fine jewelry; and 3) with dual butane and rechargeable, windproof USB lighter ends, it's a lot more useful than an everlasting rose.

I would put the heart-shaped lighter on par with Meathearts as a V-Day gift for your girlfriend. Meaning, depending on the type of girl she is, she'll either love it or throw it back in your face. (If you think it might be the latter, go with the Meathearts, since they aren't as heavy, and you can try and catch them in your mouth as she throws them.)

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