10' Animated Beetlejuice Sandworm
I've been walking by a 10' Animated Beetlejuice Sandworm every day for the last 2 weeks, courtesy of the best neighbor ever who installed one in his front yard, alongside this 6' inflatable black cat with rotating head and yellow LED eyes. Beetlejuice is one of my favorite movies, Halloween or otherwise, and I probably watched it 1,000 times as a kid. I even tried to convince my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, and a few of my guests to do the iconic ghost-possessed "Banana Boat Song" dinner scene with me at our wedding. But we were already having a pie eating contest for dessert, and She-Ra said an impromptu lip-syncing performance of "Day-O" that most people wouldn't even get was too much.
Ah well. If we have a dinner party around Halloween this year, maybe I'll inflate the 10' Animated Beetlejuice Sandworm in the living room so Beetlejuice will already be on everyone's minds, and then give it a go.
So like I said, I walk by a 10' Animated Beetlejuice Sandworm regularly, so have obviously see it up close and personal, and can therefore tell you this: it is spectacular. It looks exactly like the photos, hulking and lolling about overhead, with the animated portion of the inflatable being the sandworm's delightfully comical, and also somewhat unnerving, striped tongue. It's nowhere near as scary as the cat, though, so if you've got kids or are having a Halloween party you want filled with more whimsy than horror, the 10' Animated Beetlejuice Sandworm is your best inflatable bet.
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