Sriracha Lollipops
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- Mustache Lollipop - $7.28
- Fish-Flavored Lollipop - $3.08
- Cotton Candy Lollipops (Pack of 48) - $12.24
- Marshmallow on a Stick Lollipop - $9.95
- Skull Lollipop Molds - $5.65
Yes, it's the rooster sauce hardened, domed out, and mounted on a stick. Sriracha Lollipops: where cocks become balls. Online 'pop shop Lollyphile has turned everyone's favorite liquid fire into a lickable creation that will give the Sriracha-obsessed their fix, without the hassle of lugging around a vat of chili pepper sauce, and the potential humiliation of getting caught in the midst of hot nursing sessions with its trademark green tip.
Sriracha Lollipops sell by the fours ($10), dozen ($24), and case of 36 ($58). Lollyphile also produces a rainbow of other sugar-laden curiosities, including the Absinthe and Maple Bacon Lollies pictured below.
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