Sweetheart, have a Meatheart. Meathearts are the Conversation Hearts of beef jerky! The beef jerky of Conversation Hearts! And that's no hyperbole!
It's not even an analogy. It's, uh, literally what Meathearts are - beef jerky cut into the shape of hearts, and laser engraved with cutesy, lovey-dovey sayings. "Beef Mine." "Meat me." "XOXO." And, of course, "Love."
Meathearts, made by The Manly Man Company, are here to beef up your Valentine's Day gifts with romantic professions for the enthusiastic carnivores you love, or anyone you love who prefers a conversational treat that doesn't taste like sugared chalk.