Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce
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- Super Colon Cleanse - $11.89
- I'd Like to Buy a Bowel, Please - $14.95
- Bacon Flavored Hot Sauce - $9.25
- Ass Blaster Hot Sauce - $12.95
- PurEnema Stainless Steel Enema Kit - $59.95
Not only is this item called Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce, but it's sold by a vendor named Professor Phardtpounders. How tacky and immature. I want some. Specifically, I want a concoction of Scotch bonnet peppers, mustard, modified food starch, salt, onions, water, vinegar, turmeric, sugar, and sodium benzoate to breathe uncomfortable, yet cleansing fire into my excretory system. I could also probably use an egg dog to pour my Colon Cleaner over on the way in, and then some Subtle Butt pads and a Squatty Potty to help manage it on the way out.
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