ButcherBox Premium Meat Delivery
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- Exotic Meat Crate - $69.00
- Prime Beef Meat Sampler - $149.00
- Wild Game Sampler - $135.00
- Edible Dehydrated Zebra Tarantula - $24.99
- Butcher Salt Pere Pelletier Salt from France - $21.79
When the doorbell rings, and you open it and find an insulated crate on the porch, and you lift off that crate's lid and you start pulling out slabs of bacon, pounds of ground beef, a package of sirloin tips, 4 steaks, and a coupla pork chops...is that not the stuff dreams are made of? Well. It's the stuff ButcherBoxes are made of.
ButcherBox is a monthly subscription service that delivers 100% grass-fed and grass finished meat from small, family-run farms to your hungry, carnivorous belly. By way of your front door. You can choose from beef, pork, and chicken boxes, or go for a combo.
For a limited time, ButcherBox is offering a taste of what protein-packed goodness they're all about at a 30% to 45% discount. Select a single box of Chicken and Pork, Steak and Pork, or Steak, Chops, and Chicken, or register for a discounted 1-month subscription with a choice of ButcherBox filled with 8-1/2 pounds of meat.
All ButcherBox meat is flash frozen and packed with dry ice for shipping.
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