Pick 'N Peel Stones for Anxiety Relief
Give your cuticles, dry skin, scabs, and nose holes a break. Pick 'N Peel Stones will provide the same type of release for your anxiety and antsiness without making you bleed or leaving a scar. Some of you pickers may have already channeled some of your stress and excess energy into a Pop It Pal. Thick of Pick 'N Peel Stones as the beautiful, and infinitely less gross, version of a pimple popping simulator.
Rather than artificial zit pus, Renee Benn fills her Pick 'N Peel Stone crevices with a special latex glue dyed a delightful seafoam green. The glue is dry but not hardened, so it's easy enough to flay and pull out little flaps of it with a picking hook (looks like the one dentists use.) The stones themselves are natural lava rocks, all unique in their sizes and nooks and crannies, so you'll never pick 'n peel the same stone twice.
Unless, of course, you strip your stone bare, and then refill it with a bottle of Benn's stone filler.
Jeep Adventure Tires
If you thought nothing could beat off-roading on the weekends, imagine this: off-roading on-road during your weekly commutes and leisurely drives around the 'burbs. Jeep Germany's new Adventure Tires, on sale starting...
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The Abyss Table
I don't know if falling onto Duffy London's forthcoming oceanic cross-section coffee table will send you into The Abyss, but I can almost guarantee running into it will stub all of your toes and bloody your entire leg...
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Stone Forest Natural Bathtub
Stone Forest calls their bathtub "Natural" for its raw design, a rugged just-rolled-down-the-mountain aesthetic, rather than the precision-cut and polished-to-cold-industrial-modernity one we might expect from this type...
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Felt Stone Area Rugs
These felt stone area rugs and mats are an optical illusion! They look like a path of hard, smooth rocks, but are actually ultra-soft, textured rounds of merino sheep and llama wool. Oh man, now I'm torn. Should I put...
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The Rock Restaurant Zanzibar
Well, The Rock restaurant proves Zanzibar has at least one thing going for it besides its say-a-licious name. Zanzibar, Zanzibar. Have a Zanzibari dinner in Zanzibar. I think I'll rename my girlfriend's cat Zanzibar...
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Lunar Genuine Moon Rock Watch
Analog Watch Co.'s new Lunar Watch might be kinda pricey, but how many timepieces can say that they're made of a solid piece of genuine moon rock estimated to be older than: the human construct of time; humans themselves;...
Metamorphic Rock Naturally Insulating Cup
The Stone Cup is kind of the cellar of drinking vessels. Thanks to its composition of metamorphic rock born deep beneath the earth's surface, the cup has mad, and all-natural, insulating skills. Both for cold drinks...
Confluence Topographic Tray
Confluence looks so vast. Layers of birch plywood undulating over a rich landscape of smooth canyons and swirling colors carved especially to transport your wildest dreams and...your teapot. Zoom out. A little more. Oh...
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ClimbStation Climbing Wall Treadmill
Uh, is the ClimbStation climbing wall treadmill a sporting good or a nightmare? A fun way to stay fit and simulate rock climbing indoors, or the conveyor belt of vertical horror in the REM sleep I can't wake up from?...
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Nature's D*ck Pics 2018 Wall Calendar
Leave it to nature to penetrate our...hearts. The Nature's Dick Pics 2018 Wall Calendar takes us on a 12-month tour of some of the most striking rock formations Mother Nature ever created. When she was horny...
Zen Stone Floor Pillows
Get your rocks off as you take a load off with this cushy set of optical illusions. Zen Stone Floor Pillows will add a tranquil, yet quirky kind of visual interest to any room with floor space to fill, and floor lounging...
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Glowing Pebbles for Walkways, Gardens & Home Decor
Glow, glow, glow your path / Gently down the yard / Verily, verily, verily, verily / It'll look cool in the dark...