Why would you buy gifts for people you don't like much? Because they're family, and you have to. Or, though they're not really a friend, they're part of your friend group, and they're having a birthday party, and you have to. Or you drew them for Secret Santa, and you have to. Or they're your girlfriend...

Sleepy Sleeves Wearable Arm Pillow

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I don't wear my heart on my sleeve, I wear my nap on my sleeve. The Sleepy Sleeves Wearable Arm Pillow is an alternative to neck pillows and giant ostrich heads for travelers and tuckered-out workers eager to grab some...

How to Do Insane Magic Tricks Kit

What's inside the How to do Insane Magic Tricks Kit? You'll have to lift the lid of your own box to truly find out, but Ellusionist, the magicians behind the superlative-slinging box of sorcery, do give one hint: "All...

FUNBOY Super Clear Chaise Lounger

$79 FUNBOY »

One thing is clear: this FUNBOY Chaise Lounger. Hahaha, you're welcome, son. Dad will be here all week...

Bron Coucke Sausage Guillotine

$59.95 Amazon »

The Bron Coucke Sausage Guillotine. Now there's an...interesting...gift for a man. Indeed, it is an exquisite charcuterie tool, made in France and most dudely in appearance to maximize presentation at your next dinner...

WORKPRO Electrical Repair Kit

$29.99 Amazon »

Funny, WORKPRO calls it an Electrical Repair Kit, but I'm pretty sure using one would be a surefire way for me to destroy my mama's electrical wires and terminals. Maybe even start an electrical fire and burn down her...

Juniper Books Lord of the Rings: The Complete Writings

$279.99 Amazon »

What's in a name? When you're talking Lord of the Rings, years of work, millions of fans, and billions of dollars in book and film revenue. And when you're talking Juniper Books? Dust jackets...

Astronaut Rabbit Side Table

$575.63 - $591.63 Amazon »

Oh, and if a jade green Astronaut Rabbit Side Table isn't kooky enough for you in and of itself, bonus alert! Space Bunny's helmet is also a tissue dispenser!...

E152: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 152 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Love in Bloom Porcelain Heart Vase

$140 Amazon »

A classic from Seletti, the Love in Bloom Porcelain Heart Vase goes full-on anatomical in its efforts to help you show how much you care. The vase turns arteries and veins of the heart into individual bud vases, allowing...

How to Fix Stuff: Practical Hacks

$14.99 Amazon »

At first I thought Tom Scalisi and Tanya Watson wrote How to Fix Stuff: Practical Hacks for Your Home and Garden as a go-to for kids who need an easy gift for Dad or gift for Mom. But now I wonder if it isn't the opposite...

UFO Night Light

$17.99 Amazon »

Well, this UFO Night Light is certainly a subtler approach to the theme than the Alien Abduction Lamp, but, come on, nowhere near as fun. Available in lacquered black and white, I guess this UFO Night Light is the perfect...

2-in-1 Watermelon Fork & Slicer

$9.99 Amazon »

This 2-in-1 Watermelon Fork and Slicer is the fruitiest thing you'll see all summer. Maybe even 3 summers counting, given it's been a minute since the Windmill Watermelon Slicer made its own fruity splash...

Fanttik Mini Electric Screwdriver Set

$31.97 Amazon »

I'd screw that. I mean, with that, I'd screw with that. The Fanttik Mini Electric Screwdriver Set is a rechargeable pen-sized screwdriver that can screw electrically with a high and low torque of 0.2/0.05N.m, or screw...

StaySafe 5-in-1 Fire Extinguisher

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I wonder if one of the 5 types of fire this StaySafe 5-in-1 Fire Extinguisher is made to put out is the one currently raging in my throat. Dudes, the main thing I did over America's birthday weekend is catch Covid, and...

Wear Your Sole Shoe Tattoos

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Trick out your kicks, make your sneaks snazzy, and jazz up your Jazzercise shoes (Mama) with this set of Shoe Tattoos from Wear Your Sole. The decals are semi-permanent, but removable, and made for enhancing leather footwear...

Sun Joe Electric Hover Mower

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Ooh, get part lawnmower, part Back to the Future with Sun Joe's Electric Hover Mower. The plug-in grass barber's 10-amp motor spins at up to 7,000 RPM, creating a cushion of air, and its namesake hover effect. Look, Ma!...

Cheeseburger Sprinkler

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When I bite into a juicy cheeseburger, the last thing I expect - or want - is for streams of water to spurt out. I mean, normally. But a water-spraying Cheeseburger Sprinkler, now, that's a different story...

Breville 3X Bluicer - Blender & Juicer in One

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I hope the Breville 3X Bluicer is as fun to use as the word "Bluicer" is to say. Over and over again in my head, as if it's a whisper from the gods that I should name my firstborn Bluicer, or buy a blender and juicer...

E151: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 151 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Ginger Foot Pads for Detox & Better Sleep

$12.97 Amazon »

Ginger Foot Pads give new meaning to the expression, "Sleep it off." Or attempt to, anyway - reviews are mixed on how well these overnight detoxifiers really work...

Carrot Cat Scratching Post

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A Carrot Cat Scratching Post? That's stupid. ... No one show it to my wife, OK? There's nothing she loves more than our cat, Zanzibar, and vegetables...

June! Summer! Longest day of the year! Best month ever! And now...it's over. As I shed a tear in my beer - albeit still outside in bright, toasty sun, and from a lounger on my balcony - for the month of June, please join me in a revue of Dude's must see products for June 2022...

WOLOLOW - Futuro House Style Night Light

$210 - $295 WOLOLOW »

I'm not sure that the WOLOLOW, a night light replica of the Futuro House designed by Finnish architect Matti Suuronen, is a thing that makes me go, "Wow!" but it is definitely a thing that makes me go, "WOLOLOW!" And...