Household

How strange that so many awkward situations in life require a greeting card. Emily McDowell Studio capitalized on the supreme example of this reality with a Valentine's Day card they created for the person you're, like...

Travis Durden is the dude behind these glorious mashups, ancient Greek sculptures-turned-prints of our favorite Star Wars characters. A mashup himself, the French "Durden" is actually no Durden at all. He keeps his real...

One thing I know is that the 2 million dust mites Dyson says have colonized my mattress along with their allergenic feces are almost enough to make me lose my lunchtime appetite today (almost; thankfully, my love of the...

Ladies, no mirror will dare say Snow White is the fairest of them all when it catches wind of what you're ready to pull out from behind its glass. This 60" wall-mounted red herring conceals a full-length storage cabinet...

I know you don't want me to say it, but...you kind of do. And so do I. This chair is the best thing since jelly. Fold it in half, plop it on the floor and pop a squat. No slow roasting or smoking required to make your...

While I can say I'm not the sort of dude who would put up with his girlfriend installing this ridiculous, emasculating duvet on his bed, I'm afraid I cannot say I'm not the sort of dude who would put up with his girlfriend...

Tools come in all shapes and sizes, and Custom Leathercraft's Carpenter's Bag is sturdy and pliable enough to hold any of them but the ones measuring 5'10" long and answering to the name "Cornelius." The heavy-duty waist...

Big stretch. Big strength. Big colors. Grifiti makes it clear: go Big-Ass or go home. The company's Big-Ass Bands take the rubber band concept and then, uh, stretch it to fit so many more of your daily needs. The fat...

Dai Sensei means "Grand Master" in Japanese, and that's presumably what this fusion of a Japanese blade and a French chef's knife will make the kitchen warrior who wields it. (Note: Knowing proper knife skills, such as...

The Winbag is an inflatable cushion and alignment tool designed to replace shims and wedges. Suitable for both home and professional use, the place-and-pump pillow assists with leveling and installing windows, doors...

Dude, the Dechoker might not be something you want (with 5 exclamation marks and a praying hands emoji!) per se, but it could be something you'll need one day, particularly if you've got children, or friends who behave...

Skewer your meat, fish, and vegetables and load up the Lekue Kabob Cooker for steamed & speared dinner. I approve of everything about Lekue's microwavable Kabob cooker except the way they spell "kabob." I like "kebab."...

It's not quite as nice as opening a briefcase filled with unmarked hundos, but unlocking one of these portable travel bars will still give you pretty good returns. A great gift for men, groomsmen, or the stripper who's...

Do you know what this life-changing specimen before you is?! Neither do I because I don't cook. It's not in my skill set. My girlfriend and my mama cook though. And surrounding myself with women who kill it in the kitchen...

$2 grand can buy a lot of things. A nice vacation. A nice bike. 1,117.3 nice boxes of Kraft Mac 'n' Cheese. And now--at least for the time being--a 55" Curved Smart OLED TV from LG. Features of this concave now-competitor...

Let there be light! ... Ugh, no, that's too bright. Way too bright, Griswold. I'm still nursing a hangover from last night. Gimme the remote. Dim those down from Interrogation Room to Barry White on the Couch...

Want to see Darth Vader spew jets of water out of his eyes? You know what you've got to do: use The Force. Something around 70 psi should do the trick. Just make sure to remove any installed water-reducing valves before...

Terrarium, aquarium, or herb garden. Grow flowers in the winter, or make a rainforest for your frogs. Read no complex manuals and acquire 0 new skills to learn how to do it. The Biopod is smart enough for the both of...

Some people work to live, some people live to work, and some people work to...figure out a feasible way to turn their desk into a nap station. Like industrial designer Athanasia Leivaditou. Inspiration for her convertible...

The Snody Crisis Card is punched and jagged for a strong grip and maximal impact when you need to defend yourself. And it's finished in a rich anodized blue with gold edge accents for a slick look and flash of intimidation...

I hope Helix works because a personalized, custom-made mattress is a pretty damn good idea. Tempur-Pedic and Sleep Number levels of pretty damn good idea, but even better because Helix costs $1,000 to $2,000 less than...

Mojio is a sort-of mechanic and sort-of babysitter for your car. So I guess it's more like a vehicular personal assistant. Or your mama. The Mojio car monitoring and smart tracking system plugs into most any post-1996...

Remember Pretentious Beer Glasses? Well meet the next step up (or down, depending on how you view beer snobbery): Narcissistic Beer Glasses. Also known as The Monti Taste Collection. These 4 glasses have been designed...