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SOUP3RB Cook + Blend Blender

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It looks like someone stuck the SOUP3RB's name in a blender. I'll leave it up to you to decide whether the word that came out of 3 Square's Cook + Blend machine is hot or cold...

Geeky Sex Toys (NSFW)

$25 - $199 Etsy »

Now that Pokemon have made you Go, Geeky Sex Toys thinks it's time you catch some that will make you Come. Yep, the enterprising Australian adult shop went there, and now has a (limited edition) set of Pokemoan dildos...

Nike Shoebox Safe

Swoosh your stash so sticky fingers won't swipe it. Except...bummer. The Mandem Safe, a keyed crypt for your valuables that looks like a Nike shoebox, is still just a prototype. So even harder to get right now than a...

Kyle's Kinetics Handmade Balancing Sculptures

$49.99 - $299 Kyle's Kinetics »

Is your life out of balance? Could you use some inspiration? Are you just sick of Carson in the desk next door getting all the stop-bys and giggles from the ladies because he has the cool desktop toys? Kyle and his Kinetics...

Black & Decker Matrix 6-Tool Combo Kit

$221.29 Amazon »

Black & Decker's Matrix Quick Connect System is a multi-tool for dudes who don't mess around. This is no nail file-bottle-opener-mini-scissor-flashlight combo you can slip into your pocket. This is a Suitcase of Power...

Pokemon Pokeball Herb Grinder

Discontinued

Time to grind me some Pokemon! What, no? That's not how the game works? Then what am I supposed to do with this Pokeball Grinder?...

Levitating CUP Zero Gravity Drinkware

$139 - $249 Levitating CUP »

We've seen levitation around here before. A lot. In speakers. In lamps. In freakin' bonsai trees. But the Levitating CUP still makes me Ooooh and Ahhhh because, well, it contains alcohol. In a dazzling and unforgettab

Star Wars Lightsaber Wall Hooks

$24.99 ThinkGeek »

Here's your chance to turn some Jedi-in-training's lightsaber fail into a snazzy storage solution for your home. Hang your bag, your umbrella, and your Chewbacca bathrobe from this pair of Vader and Luke Lightsaber Wall...

ACME Crates

$150 - $495 Acme »

I know ACME Crates look like ammo cans filled with manly items of EDC and EDB (Everyday Battle!) but what they really are is...no, wait. That's exactly what they are. ACME Crates are curated collections of tools you might...

Sunmile Electric Meat Grinder

$64.99 Amazon »

Of the Sunmile Electric Meat Grinder, Amazon's top positive reviewer says, "At this price point it is suited for the weekend gourmand who wants a proper tasting burger." And I think that's about all we need to know...

LampChamp USB Lamp Socket Charger

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I couldn't figure out at first what was drawing me to the LampChamp. Sure, it's a light bulb adapter that adds a USB charging port, plus an On/Off switch, to any lamp you've got. And I also got the scoop that LampChamp...

Dragon's Blood Medicinal Tree Sap

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The Croton lechleri bleeds to save you from cuts, bacteria, acne, wrinkles, and receding gums. At least if you believe the loooong list of indications that come with each bottle of Dragon's Blood. Dragon's Blood is a...

Dual Head Car Fan

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Yeah, yeah, I know most cars have air conditioning now. The 2-headed car fan isn't meant to be a substitute for AC, but an accessory to it. An extra set of blades that will help blow hot air out of your parked car fast...

Dyson Cyclone Belt Coffee Machine

Dyson keeps your life clean, cool, and now--if Jaehyo Lee's concept for a coffee maker comes to percolation--caffeinated. The Dyson Cyclone Belt Coffee Machine repurposes the technology of Dyson's vacuum cleaners and...

Jack Rack Guitar Amp Key Holders

$30.64 - $33.99 Amazon »

Rock out with your...keys and fobs secured safely in a Jack Rack so you don't lose or impale yourself with them. A bangin' nod to the guitar amp, Jack Racks are mountable keychain holders with real 1/4" musical input...

Chia Trump

$24.99 Amazon »

You can also get a Chia Hillary Clinton, but I think that one looks more like Benjamin Franklin wearing a necklace...

Zapplight Bulb & Bug Zapper

Discontinued

Let there be...BZZZZ! Dead mosquitos! Haha, suckers. You biting, blood-sucking, skin-disfiguring, Zika-transmitting SOBs. Fly into my pretty, pretty light. Because now the one that illuminates my back porch, my books...

Polaroid Camera Toilet Paper Holder

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Amateur photographers, nostalgic Baby Boomers, lovers of the vintage, what better way to pay tribute to the pioneering Polaroid camera than a Polaroll for your tootsie rolls? The retro toilet paper holder even comes with...

Clever Kebab Maker

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Piled, skewered, sliced. Kebabs are livin' the fast life with this lickety split 6-in-1 assembly line (assembly stack?)...

United Scientific Density Cube Set

$41.61 Amazon »

The United Scientific Density Cube Set is for when you're tired of slingshotting marshmallows with your Mallow Bow. Just kidding. It's for scientific experiments. Like...oh! I have an idea for one: which is the lowest...

Six Shooter Smoking Pipe & Grinder

Discontinued

Lock, stock, and a smoking barrel. I'm all in. This rotating six shooter pipe comes with both an herb grinder and a pollen and storage can. You can keep it on display in your recreational activity room and use it to smoke...

Rock'n'Roller Multicarts

$69 - $299.99 Amazon »

Even though the name is cheesy, there's really no better way to describe these 8-in-1 multi-carts than Rock'n'Roller. Whether you're moving luggage, sound equipment, a new refrigerator, or all of your personal belongings...

Paco's Taco Stroker

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At first I was like, Who the h-e-double-boner named this kitchen tool "Paco's Taco Stroker?" I'm going to make so many masturbation jokes when I write about it. And then I looked closer and was like, Holy hard-on! They...

Vornado VFAN Jr. Vintage Air Circulator

$59.99 - $84.99 Amazon »

Yep, in case you're wondering, there's a VFAN Sr. too. And both of them are blow hards. Like father, like son...