Household

The serpent is at it again. This time, though, its temptation is a pair of snaking, maze-like water pipes, since it knows you'll need more than an apple to succumb to Original THCin (that said, in a pinch, you can bore...

Kid bummed he didn't get a hockey rink for Christmas? ... Grown ass man of the household bummed he didn't get a hockey rink for Christmas? Check out this ice hockey rink pendant light. It's not a perfect substitute for...

Think the vikings sat around like we do, small ox horn glasses in hand, yelling, Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Probably...

Sure, light bulb jokes exist because screwing in a light bulb is supposed to be the easiest task in the world. But the Magbulb magnetic light bulb socket exists because even the easiest task in the world can become a...

Need an icebreaker that pops! for your next party? Forget lines like "Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?" and "You have the nicest teeth I bet I'll ever come across," and go with the ICEBREAKER POP pull...

You might be surprised how therapeutic and relaxing a good, long soak in the bath with a coupla Giant Seamen Balls Bath Bombs can be for muscles tired and tensed up from all the holiday festivities...

Use the Viski Lewis Bag & Mallet Bartender Kit to crush up bar-quality ice for your and your guests' cocktails at this year's badass New Year's Eve party. Or use it to get your aggressions out when no one shows up...

Welp. Hope you like Slimer green as much as you like preserving the freshness of your fruits and vegetables. Dualplex's Life Extender Fridge Liners promise keep your produce in peak piehole-shoving form with an anti-mold...

The Victor M1 Smart-Kill Wi-Fi Electronic Mouse Trap attempts to lure you into buying one of their "humane, high-voltage" rodent exterminators with promises of instant kill alerts sent to your mobile device! Oh the anticipation!...

What comes from pig returns to pig with this oinkerrific Bacon Bin Grease Strainer & Holder from Talisman Designs. The little porker serves as both a receptacle for draining and straining your cooked bacon grease, and...

I should have gotten my wife's cousin one of these Wilton B.A.S.H Shop Hammer Kits for Christmas. We celebrated with them this past weekend, and my mother-in-law thought the perfect gift for his 2 little girls would be...

How do you like your chef's knife, long and elegant or tight and tidy? With Shun Cutlery's Premier line of Japanese chef's knives, you have the choice of a 6", 8", or 10" kitchen co-pilot to help you in your slicing and...

Tinkle, tinkle little star. It's a potty party with the Potty Piano, a play on the toilet mat that allows you to, well, play the toilet mat, and let your creative juices flow right alongside your biological ones...

It's lights out - all lights out - with LightDims Black Out Edition. These light-blocking LED covers are designed specifically to mask the lights on your laptop / desktop computer, appliances, and other electronics. The...

A perfect little timer for perfect little eggs every time. The OXO Good Grips Digital Egg Timer is a kitchen gadget that times soft- or hard-boiled eggs to your choice of 7 doneness levels. A built-in egg piercer on top...

Clear ice, full hearts, can't lose. Ah, how I miss Friday Night Lights. Why did you leave us, Coach Taylor, why? Guess I'll just drown my sorrows in a nice glass of cognac on the Epare Clear Ice System-generated rocks...

It's 10 inches long and strong. Oh, and by complete happenstance, this Concrete Desk Organizer is too. The hefty holder has a mostly stark, industrial aesthetic, with a softening sine wave flourish on its business (card)...

There are pros and cons to 2-bite brownies, which is what this Kingrol Brownie Pan with built-in slicker and rack allows you to bake in ooey, gooey 2"-square perfection. Con: 2-bite brownies are only 2 bites, which in...

Get into the Octagon without getting bludgeoned and bruised up, or being stuck for the rest of your life with UFC ears. The Gingko Octagon One is a modern LED desk lamp whose swanky geometric shape is further enhanced...

Two notes about this Dirty Talking Gingerbread Man Christmas tree ornament stand out to me: 1) "NOT FOR KIDS"; and 2) "Simply squeeze the body of the Naughty Gingerbread Man ornament to hear him say outrageous things!...

I was thinking I might get my mama one of these smartphone-controlled garage door openers from Chamberlain to replace the one she had when I was growing up. This one has an ultra-quiet operation and syncs with the myQ...

The kind of Motherboard Chopping Board I'd really like to have is one that makes all my food for me just like my mama. Cutting the ugly rough crusts off my sammiches. Slicing and coring my apples into perfect wedges and...

The 3D flames of Duraflame's Infrared Quartz Fireplace Stove might be fake, but they're not the sloppiest of seconds you could have if installing a real wood burning fireplace - or even a gas or electric insert - isn't...