Household

Workstation Kitchen Sink

$590 - $1,390 Amazon »

I doubt these Workstation Kitchen Sinks from Ruvati are DIY installs, so in addition to the cost of buying one, you're going to have to suffer the cost - and hassle - of hiring someone to put it in. But still...damn...

Laundry Sauce - World's Best Smelling Laundry Detergent

Bet you never thought you'd describe your laundry detergent as "bold" and "soulful." And maybe you won't. But Laundry Sauce does...

Chef'n Sweet Spot Saltwater Taffy Maker

$44.99 Amazon »

The Chef'n Sweet Spot Saltwater Taffy Maker: a dentist's and a dishwasher's worst nightmare. Saltwater taffy is delicious...at least until you eat one too many pieces and realize you're about to unleash some projectile...

Memory Foam Tri-fold Mattress

$138.99 - $298.90 Amazon »

I haven't slept on Inofia's Memory Foam Tri-fold Mattress myself, but when my friend Ronnie moved across the country his stuff didn't follow him for a while, so he had to buy one to sleep on in his empty house for, like...

Meowijuana Catnip

$6.95 - $19.50 Amazon »

Do your cats have the need, the need for weed? Meowijuana Catnip feels their cravings, and has developed a whole line of herbalicious products they call "Catnip so good it should be illegal!"...

Blackout Original Hardcore Hammer 2.0

The Blackout Original Hardcore Hammer 2.0 is hammer that's black. All black. Matte black. That's it. Not much to see here. Especially if it's dark and you need to find your hammer...

Raptor Micro-Mesh Gutter Guard

$114.99 - $129.99 Amazon »

Get combat-ready for Fall and Winter with Raptor's Micro-Mesh Gutter Guard. The debris-deterrent is designed with stainless steel micro-mesh to block leaves, pine needles, and roof grit from infiltrating and clogging...

NutriMill Harvest Stone Grain Mill

$429 Amazon »

Want to know where your grains come from? When they were milled, the farm that produced the wheat kernels, whether or not a dead mouse or two got ground up in the batch? The NutriMill Harvest Stone Grain Mill is your...

The Spine Lamp

$153.23 - $176.80 Etsy »

This is a Spine Lamp. A spine lamp that doesn't forget the pelvis! And you shouldn't either, all ye back archers, tail tuckers, and hip droppers out there. See, you have to think of your pelvis as holding a bucket of...

SONU Sleep System for Side Sleepers

$1,999 - $3,998 SONU Sleep »

The SONU Sleep System for side sleepers might be a game changer but, damm, dudes. You really gotta be committed to sleeping on your side to get one. Not that the channeled mattress doesn't accommodate back and belly sleepers...

Short Stubby Screwdriver

Sold Out Amazon »

I never thought "short" and "stubby," especially used side-by-side, could be such a compliment. But the Short Stubby Screwdriver from Gato Tools is a double-ended, rotund-centered beauty I'd screw with in a second. And...

Dash Electric Butter Sprayer

$69.99 Amazon »

Dash did not start the electric butter spraying phenomenon. That is, the phenomenon wherein one inserts an entire stick of cold butter into the shaft of a bottle, and a battery-operated heating coil melts it to mist-ability...

Ready Rocker Portable Rocking Chair

Sold Out Amazon »

The Ready Rocker Portable Rocking Chair is well suited for getting babies to stop fussing and rocking them to sleep. So I'm definitely getting one as a gift for my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power...

Dryer Vent Cleaning Kit

$24.99 Amazon »

Nothing like the smell of fresh laundry and burning lint! This dryer vent cleaning kit comes with 4 professional tools for DIY sucking out and scraping up lint and debris buildup from your clothes dryer vents and ductwork...

Mode Wireless Electric Toothbrush

$165 Mode »

Sweet, Mode, I've been looking for a wireless electric toothbrush to go with my black marbled bathroom wallpaper and black toilet. Really...

Herman Miller x Logitech Vantum Gaming Chair

Desk chair extraordinaire Herman Miller has teamed up with tech mecha Logitech G on the Vantum Gaming Chair, an ergonomic performance seat made, if you hadn't already guessed, especially for gamers. Herman Miller and...

KitchenAid Cordless 7-Speed Hand Mixer

$99.95 Amazon »

The KitchenAid Cordless 7-Speed Hand Mixer and I are here to eeeeassse you into the holiday season. Like, this sleek, rechargeable mixer doesn't necessarily scream Turkey Day or Christmas at first glance, but when you...

Chroma Type 301 Porsche-Designed 9-Piece Knife Set

$1,049.95 Amazon »

OK, so it's just the handle F.A. Porsche designed for Chroma's Type 301 knife line, but still. Are these silver steel stunners not some of the sleekest and sexiest chef's knives you've ever seen? And I hear they can help...

Wooden Steampunk Light Switch Cover

$54.95 - $59.95 Etsy »

Not sure how much I'd want to swing from the chandelier, but I'd sure like to light it up using one of these Wooden Steampunk Light Switch Covers. I can hear my wife now at our next dinner party: It's time! Get the ladle...

Sierra Diamond & Melting Gold Coffee Table

The Sierra. Part coffee table, part girl's best friend, part the wedding band you melted down for shits & grins after your divorce. Made by Italian designer MAVIMATT, the Sierra Coffee Table is a handmade piece of opulence...

PODMKR - Grind Your Own Reusable Coffee Pods

$129 PODMKR »

PODMKR endvrs to make sngl-use coffee pds and cpsuls a thng of the pst. The whole bean grinding system comes with 3 reusable stainless steel coffee pods you can fill and fit into most single-serve coffee makers, and then...

Dinosaur Foot Waste Basket

$649 Regal Robot »

So, the dinosaur foot of this Dinosaur Foot Waste Basket from Regal Robot is huge. Maybe even life-size, depending on which dinosaur they've taxidermied to make the trash can. But the actual garbage container, the liner...

Repurposed Skateboard R5 Coffee Table

$4,723.87 Etsy »

Adrian Martinus' R5 Coffee Table mesmerizes with skilled wood craftsmanship, a unique and modern shape, and a stunning chevron of colors, the latter brought to life using book-matched repurposed skateboards. The table's...

Robot Lamp Candle & Wax Melts Warmer

Discontinued

Now I don't know how many people out there who are into candles and wax melts and aromatherapy are also into robots, but if that's your demographic, my dudes and ladies, have I got a Robot Lamp Candle & Wax Melts Warmer...