Gear

Mousr Interactive Robotic Cat Toy

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No sneaking up and pouncing on the Mousr, kitteh! Petronics' interactive robotic cat toy has built-in sensors that detect and react to your pet automatically. The feather teaser on wheels has 3 different strategy selections...

KATSU Bamboo Style Japanese Pocket Knife

$83.99 Amazon »

Add a modern Higonokami to your EDC with KATSU's bamboo style Japanese pocket knife. The folding blade is handmade in the layered Damascus way, and brings even more standout detailing in its handle's bamboo stalk shape...

Gotta Go Poncho - Disposable Poncho Toilet

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I wonder how much Gotta Go Poncho had to pay that young lady to look pleasant modeling a wearable portable toilet. And calling it a "wearable portable toilet" is me being generous. Broken into parts, the Gotta Go Poncho...

Poshland Double Round Edge Dagger Knife

$39.99 Amazon »

Check out my Thanksgiving dinner utensil. When I saw Poshland's RAM-211 Double Round Edge Dagger Knife, I had eyes for neither fork, nor spoon, nor butter blade. It was a little tricky eating my mashed potatoes and gravy...

Folding Cigar Smoking Set

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Don't worry, opening up the lid to this sweet surprise isn't going to make a Jack or a boxing glove pop out. The Folding Cigar Smoking Set reveals a much more pleasant - and much more gift for Dad-worthy - surprise: a...

Petschke Pick Bourbon Barrel Toothpicks

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Wash down Mom's creamed spinach with a glass of bourbon, and then pick out the green nuggets that stayed behind with a Petschke Bourbon Barrel Toothpick. Petschke Picks, handmade in Crestwood, KY, are thick-cut straight...

1-oz Leather Keychain Flasks

$15.71 Etsy »

I'm not sure what it says for a cat to be carrying a flask around on the same piece of EDC they use to hold their keys, but I'm still digging the design of these 1-ounce leather-wrapped keychain flasks. Just remember...

A Sack of Sh*t

$13.29 Amazon »

And I'm not talking the emoji poo kind. Getting a Sack of Shit in your stocking this year is way worse than a lump of coal (and way, way worse than the delightfully handy Wild Coal) and giving a Sack of Shit to someone...

Hotdogger - Hot Dog Bun Driller

$9.99 Amazon »

Nevermind, Hotdogger, that no one's life is going to be lacking without a device that "drills" a hole in uncut hot dog buns so you can slip the dogs in condom-style and avert a condiment spurt while you're eating. I'm...

Rone Desktop Space Heater & Hand Warmer

Discontinued

The Rone from Blaulock is 2 precious mini heaters for one, in one. The desktop chill buster looks a lot like a speaker, with a 3-legged half-capsule primary unit that contains PTC ceramic heating elements, and a heat-absorbing...

100 Tricks to Walk Naked Without Anyone Seeing You

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I only need 1 trick to walk naked without anyone seeing me, and I've had it for a long time: I just close my eyes. If I can't see them, they can't see me...

Brass Ship Wheel Nutcracker

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Typically the words "ship" and "crack" do not go well together. But here, reimagined as a countertop brass ship wheel and nutcracker, they make a mighty fine pair, and give your unopened pecans and walnuts, your almonds...

Titanium Toothpick Set

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Have you found it too difficult to draw blood and impale your gums picking your teeth with weak ass wood toothpicks? Titanium is the answer! These titanium toothpicks from Kizer are 100% solid, strong, and super-pointy...

Courant Wireless Charging Accessory Tray

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I think Oprah selected Courant's wireless charging accessory tray as one of her top tech gifts for 2018. Or maybe it was my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power. Everyone's Christmas wish lists and gift guides seem to be cascading...

46"-Tall Wine Glass

$1,500 Amazon »

This 46"-tall wine glass is both a step up and a step down from the Guzzle Buddy...

Star Wars Death Star USB Wall Charger

Discontinued

Regardless of which Star Wars team you thought you're on, if you're going to buy a Death Star USB wall charger, you'll have to root for the power of the Dark Side...

Fallen AT-AT Tape Dispenser

Discontinued

Want to stick it to the Empire? Take down their AT-ATs with this secret weapon: a roll of tape. As my mama always told me when she was patching my coats and jeans and open wounds, never underestimate the power of a good...

Bulletproof Whisky Vault - Ultimate Whisky Protection

Protect your family. Protect your friends. Protect your whiskey. The Whisky Vault (we'll agree to disagree on whether or not the word is better with an "e") is for the most serious of whisk(e)y collectors. Those who feel...

Royole FlexPai Foldable Smartphone

$1,318 - $1,469 Royole »

I was thinking this folding smartphone anticipation wouldn't be over 'til the fat lady Samsungs, but with their FlexPai smartphone it looks like Stanford-grad-run Royole is as close to a bendy device release as the obese...

Goat Mug - Viking Horn Insulated Coffee Mug

$29.25 - $34.25 Amazon »

We've seen Viking drinking horns that hold brew before, but the Goat Mug takes a different approach with the word, showing off its arcing conical shape in the form of an insulated drink carrier designed especially for...

Shatner Claus - The Christmas Album

$11.07 Amazon »

When I told my mama Shatner Claus - The Christmas Album is going to be released on October 26, 2018 she almost Shatner pants. I'm pretty excited too. Look at that album cover! William Shatner peering through a Christmas...

Gryphon All-in-One Mesh WiFi Router

$133.39 Amazon »

It looks like a piece of modern architecture but, according to Gryphon's creators, this all-in-one mesh WiFi router stands and serves like an ancient masterpiece. In addition to providing wireless mesh technology for...

Borrow My Pen Subversive Pen Set

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What's that? Can you borrow my pen? You too? You need one? And you? Well. I don't usually do this, but I'm feeling very Oprah today, so...here you go. You get a pen, and you get a pen, and you get a pen, and...oh, I know...

Ardent Nova Decarboxylator

$290 Amazon »

What the Ardent Nova is a decarboxylator? Well, if you have to ask you probably...are just like me. Today I learned Ardent's countertop device "decarbs" cannabis, or activates the THC in the raw flower (it will do kief...