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Disco Ball Helmet

$196.36 Etsy »

This party is DOT-approved. The Disco Ball Helmet is a dazzling piece of headwear, made by Disco 2 Disco (who else?) to help you shine at your next festival, photoshoot, cosplay convention, or walk to the grocery store...

Nike ISPA Link Modular Sneakers

Coming June 2022 to a Swoosh store near you: Nike ISPA Links. Fly modular sneakers with 3 interlocking pieces that connect without glue. And when I say "fly," I don't mean fly-ass. I mean fly-eye. As in, what the soles...

The Golden Girls Ankle Socks

$19.99 Amazon »

I know it's going to be a happy Mother's Day this year, when I give these Golden Girls Ankle Socks as a gift to my mama. A 5-strong set, with pairs mugging pretty damn accurate drawings of Sofia, Rose, Blanche, and Dorothy...

Chilly Ghost Pepper Toothpaste

Discontinued

Do you like big, bold, whack-you-in-the-face flavors...in your toothpaste? Then grab a tube of Chilly and let this ghost pepper and twice-mentholated toothpaste take you from the blistering heat of Death Valley to the...

Bath N Bailey Works Organic Sunburn Relieving Salve

$16 Etsy »

Hot time, summer in the city / If you get burnt, ain't gonna look pretty. But maybe it will hurt a smidge less after you rub on some of Bath N Bailey Works' Organic Sunburn Relieving Salve...

GUDO Footprint Flip-Flops

$39 - $49 GUDO »

When I say GUDO's flip-flops have footprints embossed in their soles, what I really mean is the summer sandals will leave behind marks in the sand that look like a human mated with, like, a palm tree. Or maybe a nice...

Baby Octopus Costume

$95.60 Etsy »

Yep. That disposition looks about right for a baby in an octopus costume. Sure, you think turning your kid into an 8-legged puffy pink pillow with 0% mobility (albeit 80% protection from bumps and falls) is precious and...

Personalized Name or Message Thong

$35.50 Etsy »

Although these personalized name or message thong underwear are super...duper...sexy, I could never ask my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, to place a chain link g-string between her cheeks. I mean, eek. Talk about a...

The Mullet Shoe

$64 Volley »

Sneaker in the front, party in the back! The Mullet Shoe is a high-top with a striking, and silky smooth, set of light brown locks cascading down the back of its upper. It's a mullet...for a shoe...ready to swish all...

Matador Meggings - Leggings for Men

Not sure Matador Meggings are right for you, dudes? Not sure any leggings, even those designed especially for men and their anatomies, are masculine enough for a place on your legs and crotchal region? Well. Matador Meggings...

Inflatable Beach Ball Underwear

$90 Etsy »

All you need to stay afloat this summer is a pair of Inflatable Beach Ball Underwear! A swimsuit and life raft in one!...

BLVD Chromb Car & Truck Combs & Bottle Openers

$25 - $40 BLVD Chromb »

Baby, you can drive my car / Yes, I'm gonna be...in the passenger seat sprucing up my hair and beard with one of BLVD Chromb's car and truck combs. Then I'll use the bottle opener at the end to pop open a nice summer...

Yooperlite UV-Fluorescent Stone Designs

$14.44 - $222.22 Etsy »

I'd never seen yooperlite before today, but after just a few seconds of gazing at the UV-fluorescent stones, and the designs Palcamsol Distributing has turned them into, has me going all Fred Flintstone and saying, "Yooper...

VAULT Modular EDC Organizer

$48 - $77 PD EDC »

Pocket knives, multi-tools, pens, pry bars, titanium toothpicks, the VAULT modular EDC organizer has a place for them all. A tidy place. One that doesn't see the hundreds (thousands?) of dollars you've spent on your everyday...

Bulova Computron D-Cave Watch

$450 Bulova »

What NFTime is it? It's Bulova Computron D-Cave Watch time. Physical meets Metaverse in watchmaker Bulova's retro-futuristic collaboration with digital cultural space D-Cave, resulting in a timepiece that pays tribute...

Free Hugs Xenomorph Decal

$6 Etsy »

You need a hug? I'd be careful what you wish for. ... Unless you're one of my arch nemeses, such as my ex-girlfriend Karen or my Aunt Jan, in which case, free hugs all around, courtesy of this Free Hugs Xenomorph Decal...

Uncle Bekah's Inappropriate Trucker Hats (NSFW)

Cover up your bad hair, and score yourself some evil glares with Uncle Bekah's Inappropriate Trucker Hats. Mama may have told you if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all, but Uncle Bekah believes...

Collide Connecting Engagement & Wedding Rings for Men

$1,500 - $2,500 Collide Rings »

Collide Rings, a set of connecting engagement and wedding rings for men, are for all the dudes out there who want to show the world they're taken from the moment their lady says, "Yes." Or, I suppose, Collide Rings are...

Hot Wheels Night Shifter Luggage

Discontinued

It's Hot Wheels for smooth travels with the kids. And not just because this Night Shifter luggage from MaxToy will help keep your wee one entertained as s/he drags it through the airport and plays with it at the gate...

URWERK UR-112 Aggregat Odyssey Watch

$273k URWERK »

URWERK certainly likes their sci-fi. Not just in designing the the Aggregat Odyssey, a limited edition take on their retro-futuristic UR-112 Watch, but also in describing it. Featuring a new titanium and steel fuselage...

Nikken Ear Hair Tweezers

Japanese grooming brand Nikken Razor Co. has developed some tweezers specifically for ear hair. And they're not calling them Twearzers. In fact, it doesn't look like they're calling the coiled spring follicular grippers...

Rihanna's Savage X Fenty Lingerie for Men

$6.48 - $44.98 Savage x Fenty »

Rihanna's Savage X Fenty lingerie line originally set out to disrupt the industry and redefine sexy with fashionable designs that are both affordable and suited to all types of bodies. The recently released Savage X Fenty...

The Brow Sun Visor

$45 The Brow »

Not your typical sun visor hat, and definitely not your typical sunglasses, The Brow sunblockers call themselves a pair of "open shades." That is, shades that protect your eyes from the brightness of direct sunlight...

The Cryptide 3D Printed Sneaker

Five-finger shoes meet...um...a stone man's toenails and some truck tire treads?...in The Cryptide, a 3D printed sneaker created by German designer and architect Stephan Henrich, in collaboration with Swiss 3D printer...