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I'll take two fingers of whiskey and one finger up my ass, please. The Finger Love Glove - which I, for once, tamed down in name from Finger F*ck Glove - looks like toys fidget and sex have come together to help you and...

Like NakeFit stick-on shoes for your feet, OOOptic Lenses add versatility and minimalism to your lifestyle courtesy of the bond between adhesives and substrates. Oh, and magnets. Can't forget the glorious properties of...

I always knew whiskey and vodka made me feel good, but who knew they could make me smell good too? Pit Liquor is a line of deodorants - deodorant cocktails, if you will - that use overproof whiskey and vodka as their...

The WorkRobe is for working (from home) women who don't want to put on a stiff collared shirt or itchy sweater for one stupid Zoom call. Or, worse, to sit around stiff and itchy on video conferences all day long. Coined...

The ultra-realistic Orangutan Costume looks like an outstanding choice for Halloween. Or, like, life, if you're craving something different. Because, as they say, in today's world, if you're tired of being a software...

My favorite thing about Reflective Clo's description of their Holographic Tracksuit is that one of the first things they call it "cozy." Like, nevermind that it's reflective to the point of being trippy, that it makes...

I look at these Laser Vortex Gloves from Light Up Clothing Store, and just one thing comes to mind: Cartman's about to get an anal probe*...

GREATS has upgraded their Foster Slipper with a new closed-back version, presumably to compete with the likes of New Balance's CRVN MOCs and, my personal favorite ugly footwear that is so comfortable and versatile I'm...

Whether it's in water, snow, sweat, or bulk wrestling Jello, the Submerge waterproof wallet and cardholder lets you do just that. Submerge. Without worrying your cash, cards, keys, and other small EDC will follow the...

SPLATZ are burstable bubbles filled with soap, made for kids to squeeze, smack, and, in true onomatopoeic form, SPLATZ! their way to clean hands. The soap bubbles endeavor to make washing up and de-germifying more fun...

With Gift Wrap My Face personalized gift wrap on the outside, there's really no need to give them anything but an empty box on the inside*. It's the same idea as The medium is the message: the present is the presentation...

Here we have a real inch ruler necklace, entitled Give Me An Inch. I think it is the perfect gift for a frenemy, or my Aunt Jan, that is both an interesting piece of jewelry, and a passive aggressive way of indicating...

My appreciation for wipes has grown exponentially as I've gotten older. Now I'm mostly talking about the wipes used on the opposite end of the body as Anthony Glycolic Exfoliating & Resurfacing Wipes, but I've also developed...

Although a bit strange, Krystyna Dulinska's nose warmers are also a bit adorable. Especially the ones she crochets into animals, such as tigers and koalas and, my favorite, the sheep. Two wood stick thumbs up for the...

Despite the bleak, dystopian vibe emanating from Squid Game's actual story and content, the costumes you can build from these Squid Game masks and either head-to-toe black, or a pink jumpsuit, make Netflix's Korean survival...

TEMPTU tempts us into the mists of its airbrush self-tanning system with the promise that we'll "Look on vacation indefinitely!" Hmmm. If they could somehow change that "Look" to a "Be," I'd be all in. But I'm a little...

Last month I did something I don't do very often, which is go to the dentist, and after bulldozing and bludgeoning my teeth and gums they gave me the obligatory "goodie bag" of a toothbrush, toothpaste, and dental floss...

Bonus points, Wilson, for blessing the Dearborn Tailgater Pant with an elastic waist. You know exactly what kind and quantity of food and drink sports fans will be partaking in while wearing them. Whether watching the...

Damn, fashion retailer Yandy was all over the Kim Kardashian Met Gala Halloween Costume. Just a week or so after Kim K showed up on Anna Wintour's gold carpet in literal head-to-toe black, lookin' all like a Sleepout...

I don't know who gets more blinded by the light with these LED eyelashes, the person wearing them or the person seeing them, but hopefully no one gets too robbed of their sight, because the light and lighting effects...

I scream, you scream, we all scream for...bathtime? Happy splashing, happy blowing, happy skin-softening, and happy Halloween from the Screamo Cherry-Scented Bubble Blower. An inspired seasonal release from Lush, the...

You gotta be a big fan of Michael Myers, Halloween, horror movies, and/or creeping people out to drop $650 on a 14K Gold Michael Myers Pendant. It's not even made of hand-cut diamonds - though I'm sure there's some cutting...

This Superhero Weighted Sensory Costume is especially superhero suitable for the Halloween season upon us. But Dress Up to Calm Down's cape and velcro jumpsuit with integrated weights is intended as a fun and functional...

No, it's not a backpack for men's diapers. It's a diaper backpack for men. Thanks to my 4th grade teacher, Miss Dunkelberg, I was able to use the context clues of "FlyDad" and "FirstBorn" to determine this bag is for...