Scout HD Security Camera

The makers of Atticus Finch's favorite home security system, Scout, are expanding their family. One of their forthcoming arrivals, the Scout HD Camera, is a 1080p, WiFi-enabled, "burglar-beating machine" intended to simply...

Lekue All-in-One Bread Maker

$28 Amazon »

Lekue's Bread Maker is a bearer of bread. Bread, according to the Catalonian design firm, that bakes crusty and golden inside the same silicone container it's been weighed, kneaded, and shaped in. And you thought the...

Flick Killjoy Candles

$16.99 Flick Candles »

Well, in all fairness, every single one of Flicking Candle Company's Flick Candles isn't a complete killjoy. I mean, sure, there's Cancelled Vacation, Defriend, Grandma's Last Christmas Tree, and Freshman 15 Pound Cake...

Smuggle Your Booze Sunscreen Flask

$11.99 Amazon »

Summer music festivals, baseball games, and days in the park with the kids are about to get a whole lot jollier. Instead of SPF 30, this innocuous bottle of responsible adult sunscreen contains room for 8 fl. oz. of ABV...

Power Box Pedal Generator

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Anyone who launches into a rant about sh*tty chargers and backup batteries that have a mere 9000mAh capacity should be required to re-power his or her dead smartphone with his or her own two feet. So should anyone who...

Polarized Floating Sunglasses

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Rafting? Fishing? Boating? Bending over a toilet? Don't lose your sunglasses to the laws of density again! BlueWater's floating sunglasses have both a lightweight frame and neoprene foam lining to guarantee they won't...

Giveaway Closed

Giveaway: TaskLab Multi-Tool iPhone Cases

Turn your phone's cases into EDC items as valuable as the iPhone itself. Enter to win 3 unique multi-tool iPhone 5/5S cases from TaskLab: the myTask URBAN, myTask BIKE & TaskOne G3! A $250 value!...

40,000 Cubic Foot Smoke Grenade

$14.89 Deals Only »

Use the Haze Pro Professional Smoke Grenade for emergency training drills. To create realistic disaster scenes or dramatic entrances in amateur movies and at parities. As a smoke screen during Airsoft and paintball battles...

TV-B-Gone Kit

$23.99 Amazon »

Let's be clear: it would be a supreme a-hole move for someone to use a homemade TV-B-Gone to shut off the women's beach volleyball game I am watching at a bar. Obnoxious and unacceptable. However...were I to use my DIY...

Adventure Gear Camping Trailer

$8,995 SylvanSport »

I bet that lady making such frequent and variable use of her SylvanSport GO camping trailer wishes the family and friends who are going to enjoy its 4 air mattresses, bed and table panels, rear awning, and abundant storage...

F**king Hell Beer

$25.59 - $42.59 Firebox.com »

Any a-hole can name his beer F**king Hell and profit from the scandalous use of profanity, right? But how many of those a-holes can also stake legitimate and logical claims on the words' application?...

SteriShoe UV Shoe Sanitizer

Discontinued

One thing about feet is that they reek. And one thing about feet and summer is that they reek exponentially more during this season of high heat and outdoor exploits. That said, the worst thing I've ever smelled was not...

Earin - World's Smallest Headphones

Discontinued

I wasn't aware there was a competition to create the World's Smallest Headphones, but apparently Earin has been proclaimed--or proclaimed itself--the winner. The Swedish company says their wireless earbuds are the absolute...

Transformers Engagement Rings

Discontinued

Are you more of an Autobot or a Decepticon? No, wait, let's back up. Are you more of a normal person or a gigantic geek? If the second, then please proceed with answering the first question. And regardless of what that...

Belle Handpainted Bike Helmets

$85 - $300 Belle Helmets »

Well sure I'd go commando with a bike helmet instead of without during my weekend Summer Solstice celebration if that helmet were handpainted in the likeness of an icosahedral DnD die. Or a roaring fire beast. Or a tomato...

Beer Head Slushie Machine

$95 Amazon »

Mmm, forget the carbonated lager water, I'd like to pour one of those mocha porters into Kirin Ichiban's beer slushie machine. Caffeinated, drunk, and refreshed by hi-tech Japanese head: yes, that is exactly how I want...

PetSafe SmartDoor

$84.31 - $130.92 Amazon »

The PetSafe SmartDoor at least partially solves both the #1 problem with owning a dog, and the #1 problem with owning a dog door: having to take care of it; and home security. Available in 2 sizes, the dog door installs...

Lewd and Obscene Party Game

Lewd and Obscene, according to creator Anthony Annese, is what would happen "if Urban Dictionary and Balderdash had a one night stand and the condom broke." Testament #1 to the validity of that statement: mentally rotate...

Ferrofluid Bolt Kit

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Grow your own ferrofluid Chia Pet. The Ferrofluid Bolt Kit comes with all of the components you'll need to sprout field spikes from a set of everyday fastening tools. And you won't even have to provide regular waterings...

Warthog Tusk Keychain

$56 Best Made »

I've heard stories about people both being attacked by and staging attacks against warthogs (college Psych 101 professor, Uncle Joe from Pensacola). Now you can reap the benefits of the latter without suffering the former...

NODE+ Custom Sensor Platform

Get your NODE+, a highly versatile and customizable sensor, for a very limited time at $20 off retail value from the Dude Exclusives online store!...

R2-D2 Collector's Watch

Discontinued

It's a circa 1977 vision of the future in wristwatch form! Check out the R2-D2 Collector's watch. It kind of walks the precarious line between one more helping of Star Wars gimcrack and an F'ing awesome analog timepiece...

6-Outlet Surge Protector with Dual USB Ports

$24.99 Amazon »

Over 5,400 Amazon reviewers are eager to share their experiences with Belkin's SurgePlus, a wall-mounted surge protector with 6 outlets and 2 USB ports. Over 5,400! And they give it an average rating of 4 stars! That's...

Friendly Swede Eye Knife Grenade

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It's the Friendly Swede! With sharp eye knife! The Friendly Swede has added a 2" stainless steel eye knife to its survival grenades. The small, yet practical kits each consist of a carabiner clipped to a knife's jutting...