Household

The Dude Dog Sweater

$49 - $59 Pendleton »

If The Dude were a dog, there's no question this Pendleton sweater is what he'd wear. But. What kind dog would he be while wearing it? St. Bernard? Shar-Pei? Scruffy hound dog?...

Zen Nixie Tube Clock

$1,625 - $2,005 Dalibor Farny »

Dalibor Farny. Now that's a great name. I'm thinking of using Dalibor for the name of my next pet. That's how great I think the name is. Is that beside the point? Yes. What's right on top of the point then? That he makes...

Vacu Vin Cocktail Layering Tool

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Discover how many layers of drunk you can get tonight (and how many layers of hungover tomorrow) with Vacu Vin's Cocktail Layering Tool. The funnel attachment for bar or shot glasses slows down poured fluids so that even...

Skull Ice Molds

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I've seen skull ice molds before, but never a set that makes a 3D dead man looking downright dapper in a top hat and monocle. His buddy the pirate has a certain charm too. And all 3 of the silicone molds show a remarkable...

BioVessel Living Countertop Composter

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Worms in your food, infesting your kitchen - it's not such a bad thing when contained in the BioVessel. Dump your food scraps into this countertop-sized composter and the worm colony living inside will eat them up, poop...

Slumber Cloud Cooling Bedding

$49.99 - $210 Slumber Cloud »

Somewhere between hot and cold there's a comfy, soft, temperate Slumber Cloud. Based on heat-absorbing / heat-releasing technology originally engineered for NASA astronauts, Slumber Cloud bedding includes a complete line...

Newton Minimalist Espresso Maker

I wonder if the Newton lever-press espresso maker is so named because it exemplifies the scientist's laws of motion or because Sir Isaac just loved him a strong cup of coffee. Or maybe the manual, minimalist wonder is...

HOPii Personal Micro-Brewery

$399 - $599 HOPii »

HOPii on one foot and do a little jig, beer lovers. This little micro-brewery is coming to ferment your favorite craft beers right from your kitchen countertop. HOPii is your personal brewmaster. Really, the machine is...

Lucky Iron Fish - Iron-Infused Cooking Fish

This Lucky Iron Fish sounds as fishy as it looks. The palm-sized cooking tool says it can bump up your daily iron intake with 2 to 7mg of bioavailable iron when boiled in 1L of water or broth along with 2 to 3 drops of...

Bar Bones Skull Drink Markers

$14.39 Amazon »

Enough with the drink charms shaped like hearts and kitty cats. I need a sinister skull to mind my glass of rose bubbles. Uh, I mean, whiskey. Neat...

Yellow Submarine Bathroom Accessory Set

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We all brush from a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine. Fans of both The Beatles and underwater exploration can take their enthusiasm to the bathroom with this nifty countertop accessory set...

Chinese Takeout Box Cookie Jar

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The contents of this Chinese takeout box could be way, way better than day-old Kung Pao Chicken. They could be big, fat, chewy chocolate chip cookies. Or peanut butter blossom cookies. Or triple devil's food caramel swirl...

effie Automated Ironing Machine

If you get a little Eff. That. S. over the chore of ironing and steaming out your wrinkled clothes, and Eff. That. S. Squared. about your drying cleaning bills, come 2018, you'll be able to effie. That. S. Squared, cubed...

OXO Good Grips Electronics Cleaning Brush

$11.99 Amazon »

Help me, help me, it's the 2-Headed Monster! That's what dirt and dust will be saying when they see the OXO Good Grips Electronics Cleaning Brush coming for them. This double-sided cleaning tool tidies up phones, computers...

Logical Fallacies Poster

The Logical Fallacies Poster! Finally, ladies! A gift for every man you know. And finally, dudes! A gift for every woman you know. Teachers, a wall-mountable token for your students. Constituents, a mailing-tube-shippable...

Hoont Electronic Rat Trap

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Got rats? Rats! The Hoont Electronic Rat Trap knows how you feel. It's had a lot of rats too. And mice and shrews. Squirrels and chipmunks as well. But unlike you, Hoont welcomes these rodents into its home. Because once...

Rocket Ship Potato Masher

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Might be a while before we can take a rocket ship to mars, so in the meantime, let's take a rocket ship to...mashed potatoes!...

Haunted Skull Cakelet Pan

$29 Amazon »

Skull "cakelets." Spooky, sinister, and...adorable. Bring on the devil's food, 'cause you're haunting me with your cuteness, little skulls...

Knork Matte Black Titanium Flatware

$35 Amazon »

Modern, industrial, functional, and Black. Knork's set of matte black flatware brings the company's combo cutlery concept to the Dark Side...

Bomber Jacket Leather Swivel Cocoon Chair

$298.11 - $367.97 Amazon »

The Bomber Jacket Leather Swivel Cocoon Chair is like the Evil Villain Chair with a different name. And you know what Shakespeare says about that: "An Evil Villain Chair by any other name would help you devise a plot...

Star Wars Chewbacca Beanbag

$169 - $279 Pottery Barn »

The only thing wrong with this Chewbacca Beanbag, a Wookiee lounger my ass would otherwise love to plop down on, is that it's from Pottery Barn. Just like this Star Wars Bed. So basically the only people who can have...

Day Of The Dead Lace Skull Lamp

$84.99 Amazon »

The lacy-looking Day Of The Dead Skull Lamp follows in the footsteps of Porcelain Skulls and lace skull & crossbones pants. Sure, the table light isn't as intriguing as the former, or as sexy (so sexy!) as the latter...

Mixology Dice

$24 Amazon »

Mixology Dice add a lemon twist to the traditional drinking game format. Rather than telling you when, these cocktail rollers tell you what to drink...

Aire Self-Flying Robotic Home Assistant

$699 - $749 Aevena Robotics »

Aire's approach, a robotic home assistant that flies autonomously, is verrrry interesting. Especially considering my first order of business when I catch something flying autonomously around my condo is to swat or Bug-A-Salt...