Household
Grandpa Witmer's Mess-Free Peanut Butter Mixer
Grandpa Witmer's crank mixer for "natural" peanut and other nut butters (read: peanut and nut butters separated into 3/4 partially hardened cement mass on bottom, 1/4 pool of oil ready to slosh all over your hand on top)...
Vortex Dome Rheoscopic Fluid Desk Toy
The Vortex Dome is a science-packed desk toy that does for you eyes what fidget toys do for your hands. With a stainless steel and ball bearing spinning base, the Vortex Dome gets a little tactile stimulation in there...
Grasslamp Modern Desktop Garden
Grasslamp designer Marko Vuckovic has developed an award-winning way to combat the darkness, melancholy, and ugliness of being indoors: a grassy knoll for your desktop. Sure, you could fill the space with a houseplant...
Mini Cargo Crate Containers
And if you keep giving me the side-eye, scissors, I'm boxing up that cargo crate you live in and shipping you off to Abu Dhabi!...
Spiral LED Table Lamp
Ah, a fine desk lamp for all the avant garde Slytherins heading back to Hogwart's this fall. This ssssspiraling LED light snakes up 14" from the desk or table surface you place it on, giving off a contemporary serpentine...
Final Fantasy VII World Map Mural
She-Ra: Princess of Power and I have been talking about covering a big, empty white wall in our dining room with a big, antique-style world map. Or maybe a regional map. Or maybe...a Final Fantasy VII world map!...
Spartan Warrior Desktop Accessory
Not real sure what you'd need a mini Spartan warrior spear at your desk for - toothpick? - but the hoplite desktop accessory's other tool, a battle sword, is primed for all your letter opening offenses...
Demon Gas Fireplace & Fire Pit Skull
The next iteration of skull gas fireplace and fire pit logs: skull gas fireplace and fire pit logs with demon horns! Myard says that these more recent versions of their popular flame lurkers are heavy, highly detailed...
Hell's Forge Portable Knife & Tool Making Forge
Here's a nice, compact forge you can use to smith yourself some knives and tools and jewelry. Or you can just stick your head inside the single burner from time to time next winter when you're trying to remember exactly...
Geometric Ceramic Batman Statue
This artsy, matte black ceramic Batman statue is a superhero gift fit for the superhero himself. Dark, tasteful, and modern, I could see Atelier Article's piece on one of the Wayne mansion mantles, where...it would raise...
Baseus Mosquito-Killing Vortex
Getting sucked into a 7-blade vortex and then desiccated to death sounds like a horrible way to die...and a terrific way to kill mosquitos! This Mosquito Killer from Baseus combines elements of a bug zapper with elements...
Eiffel Tower Hidden Knife
I can't take credit for coming up with the nickname, but think of this Eiffel Tower desktop display piece as your Kneiffel Tower. Because at the ready inside the formidable 15-1/2" landmark stands an 8-1/2" hidden knife!...
Moon Pod Anti-Anxiety Float Chair
You don't even have to make sweet love or spend 10 hours straight wandering through Skyrim in this bean bag chair to reduce your anxiety. The Moon Pod, a reinvention of the iconic first apartment furniture staple, is...
Handmade Inupiat Ulu Knife
This handsome devil of an Ulu knife is handmade in central Alaska by the North Star Knife & Ulu Company. Its damascus-style blade is a combination of 1074 carbon steel, 15N20 steel, and about 2.5% nickel for added toughness...
Rabbit Charger Outlet Cover with Retractable Cord
The Rabbit Charger's Micro USB, USB-C, and Lightning charging cable ears change and grow as you need them. The outlet cover, which screws over any existing standard duplex outlet, preserves one of your 3-prongs for continued...
Star Wars TIE Fighter Posable Desk Lamp
The Rebels hacked into the Empire's TIE Fighter production line and programmed a whole series of the starfighters to fly with maneuverability and flight ranges so limited an X-Wing could take them down with a single...
Bowchair Luxury Sex Chairs (NSFW)
You like bouncy, bouncy? Bowchairs, luxury sex chairs in handsome and discreet designs, have bouncy, bouncy covered from head to toe. With, yes, lots of boobie in between...
Handmade Golf Ball Cannon
Having made a whole list of the best projectile launchers, I know a good desktop cannon when I see one. And, dude, this golf ball cannon is one damn fine desktop cannon. Handmade by Butterfield Machine, the Black Powder...
Bristly Toothbrush for Dogs
The Bristly is a toothbrush for your dog disguised as a chew toy. A super durable rubber chew toy with different textures and an infused meat flavor to make teeth cleaning time something Doggo looks forward to, rather...
Frogmore 1-Step Shrimp Cleaner
Boy, I say boy, if this Frogmore Legmore Shell-No-More shrimp cleaner do what it say it do, well, I'm gonna be happier than a pig in shrimp in cocktail sauce. When She-Ra: Princess of Power brings home shrimp for dinner...
Dog Doorbells for Housebreaking Your Dog
They say these dog doorbells are for housebreaking your dog, but come on. We all know it's just the next step in your dog training you. And a bell no less! Doggo rings and Hooman comes running. Sure, you want him to learn...
BladeBrush Knife & Cutlery Cleaner
Nothing like setting out to clean the beef blood off your chef's knife only to re-dirty it with your own. The BladeBrush knife and cutlery cleaner from JosephJoseph uses a wraparound design on its bristle scrubber to...
Glowing Wood & Resin City Map Coffee Tables
City maps have been turned into art many times before, but these city map coffee tables, made from multiple layers of wood and resin, and "programmed" to glow in the dark, are the coolest I've seen since the bathymetric...
BoxLock Smart Padlock for Package Deliveries
Package thieves be gone! BoxLock, answering the call of necessity...or the call of mother...or however you apply that invention saying...was developed in response to the giant leap in our online shopping habits, and the...
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