Household

I don't think it's by chance that all of Not Vanilla Club's adult product subscription plans cost some amount of dollars and 69 cents. A ssssssexy price for a ssssssexy service...

Tor Clausen's Musical Porch Swing offers up a little tune for all the swingers out there. Handmade in Portland, OR the western red cedar porch swing comes with a pair of mallets and a perfect tune to the key of "C," so...

I wonder if steampunk fans can rig Howard Miller's Hourglass Grandfather Clock up to their Alexa. Have her control the sands of its 60-minute center timer for a clever little twist on the genre's trademark antique sci-fi...

I wouldn't want to live in a cardboard box but, based on what I've seen of the Paper Bed, I might be down with sleeping on one. Like Bookniture, the Paper Bed is made almost entirely of sustainable, recyclable cardboard...

Big Blanket Co. says their 10' x 10' Big Blanket is the Biggest! Blanket! Ever! At 4 times the size of the average throw blanket (50" x 60") the Big Blanket indeed looks large enough to cover and cuddle the whole fam...

The Pooping Please Come Back Later doorknob sign is an obvious must-have choice for the bathroom door, but seller Graphics and More just made me an even bigger fan of the twist on Do Nut Disturb hangers by showing one...

I don't know why Holden Art's Polarity Gear one-handed tear toilet paper holder isn't better funded on Kickstarter. Rigging your TP rack with magnetic discs and adjustable resistance for paper ply and weight is definitely...

All of Discommon Goods' pieces are collaborative efforts between mostly anonymous designers from fields ranging from automotive to superyachts. And if you want one of the 10 showstopping embossed vehicle coffee tables...

The BenQ ScreenBar LED Monitor Lamp focuses light where you want it on your work space, with an asymmetrical optical design that prevents screen glare, adjustable color temperature for increased focus and comfort, and...

Next to coming up with the cash to buy a Polyhedron Bar Cart, the most challenging thing about this modern-meets-midcentury-Italian geometric keeper of the cocktails is being able to say the word "polyhedron" after a...

The Oiten foundry makes some groovy cast iron pans. Their YakiYaki Dosshiri Grill is made using the techniques and traditions of Nambu ironware from the Japanese prefecture of Iwate, a place that has perfected the process...

Guess what you can put in Ryan Taylors Everything Table! Evvvveryyythiiinggg! But most wonderfully popcorn, because I bet I could fit, like, 8 bags of Boom Chicka in the bowl of that thing, which would last me an entire...

Not one to settle for mail-order mattresses alone, Yaasa has developed the Yaasa Adjustable Bed to accompany their hybrid foam-and-coil snooze cushion. At first glance, this bed looks: 1) like something I would like to...

Can't afford a Porsche 911? How about a Porsche 911 writing desk*? Made from real 911 parts, French design firm 3 GJB 17 has transformed authentic 911 body parts into a flip-top desk that, when closed, should have Porsche...

Buddy the Game Chair allows gamers to go ergonomic. Get comfortable. Switch positions. Take a strrrrrretchhhh. So they can put the Super Smash Bros. down nonstop for the next Fortnite...

I know it doesn't sound very Dark Side of me, but I'd much rather use a Darth Vader lightsaber to make my morning smoothie than duel at a cosplay convention. It's just so much more practical. The Star Wars Vader Lightsaber...

Have a Dark Knight on New Year's Eve with a Batman Ceramic Serving Platter. This time, though, the Bat-Signal isn't a lighted projection in the sky. It's Batman's logo covered in fine cheeses and charcuterie...

Are you sure you don't need another foot or so of t.p. for what you just did in there?! Waka, waka, waka! This equal parts childish and tons o' fun Talking Toilet Paper Spindle allows you to record your own special message...

Pound your meat with the power of Mjolnir! I'm not sure what makes this meat mallet a Marvel Thor Meat Tenderizer! aside from a handle loosely stylized to resemble the one on Thor's hammer, and the easily reproduced "Whosoever...

Behold! The Keeper of the...salt. Not as exciting as the Keeper of the Castle or the Keeper of the Stars, but within their own world, the Seasoning World, Berard's olive wood and concrete salt keepers are some of the...

Marcus Voraa rolls out a dinner party hack with his Alfakroll, an expandable dining table that trades additional leaves for a slatted design that allows hosts to roll the dining surface to their desired length...

Porky Hefer merges imagination and reality with his line of Animal Chairs, and specifically his 2018 Endangered collection. While the South African creative has been making public sculptures and taking part in product...

This one's had too much egg nog! I need some EKG TP stat! Study the heart rate in your chest while minding the flow rate out of your butt with this roll of EKG Rhythm Strip Toilet Paper. It's even HIPAA and JACHO compliant...

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild's Foam Sweet Foam mini soap bars are sudsed up in pop culture references and ready to wash out the mouths of anyone you know who is too literal, too easily offended, or too stuck up to...