Household

Gleener Fabric Shaver & Lint Remover

$19.99 Amazon »

While I'm usually not opposed to pills, the Gleener Ultimate Fuzz Remover, a fabric shaver and lint remover, gets rid of one kind of pill I can't stand: the balled-up fat ones that form all over my sweaters and blankets...

The Shark Emojibator

Discontinued

Turn Shark Week into Shark Every Night of the Year with Emojibator's The Shark. A gift for your girlfriend right up there (er, no pun intended) with the original Eggplant Emojibator, but with a little something for the...

Dadi Kit - Mail-In Fertility Test & Sperm Storage

$99 Dadi »

Who's your daddy? Not quite ready for a kid to point at you when someone asks that question...but still want to make sure all the swimmers are in peak form, trained and ready to take the starting blocks if you need some...

Rock Yur Wall LED Art

$50 - $250 Etsy »

Dave Hammett goes way beyond the Bat-Signal with his Rock Yur Wall LED wall and desktop art. The illuminated pieces are handmade from reclaimed wood. Hammett custom builds them to order, adding LED accent lighting he...

Butter Bell Crock for Fresh, Spreadable Butter

$32.95 Amazon »

Butter Bell Crocks store your butter fresh without refrigeration, so you'll always have smooth and spreadable churned moo juice set right on your countertop...

Terrarium Display End Table

Sold Out Amazon »

Show off your succulent and cactus collection right alongside your collection of remote controls with this terrarium display end table. It's a simple piece of furniture you can keep minimalist in style with the addition...

Lignum Skid Wood Chef's Knives

$466 - $1,830 Amazon »

Why drop $500 to $1,000 on V-day dinner when you can drop it on a Lignum Skid wood chef's knife and cook the meal yourself? Again and again, every night, for eternity. Because if you're like me, you're about as likely...

Hyper Pet Lickimat - Slow Feeder Dog Mat

$5.99 - $12.99 Amazon »

Aw, poor dogs and cats. Getting Labeled Hyper Pets by the Lickimat slow feeder just because they're partial to a scarfing pace when it comes to eating their scrumptious kibble and tuna fish. I'd never force my cat Zanzibar...

Multi-Use Silicone Pyramid Baking Mat

Discontinued

TIL a silicone baking mat covered in more pyramids than Egypt means crispier bacon for me, healthier cooking for my wife, and homemade dog treats for our neighbors' new Mini Sheepadoodle*. With a side of aerated drying...

Medieval Cheese Board

$44.50 Amazon »

Like I need any more reasons to go medieval on a fat plate of tasty cheese. But OK, Medieval Cheese Board, I'll up my slicing and spreading game with your battle axe for the triple creme Brie, double headed axe for my...

OCti-C Cannon Pen

$50 - $65 Kickstarter »

The OCti-C Cannon Pen won't be the projectile launcher that helps you declare desktop warfare, but it will sit poised and at the ready on your office or home desktop, just waiting for someone to ask what you want from...

OrchidBox Smart Mini Terrarium

While the Beetlejuice Terrarium will always hold the most special place in my heart, the OrchidBox has also won me over. A forthcoming self-contained mini ecosystem, the OrchidBox gets smart about house plants with Wi-Fi...

Death Star Cover for Amazon Echo Dot

$32.75 Etsy »

I figure Alexa has a superlaser somewhere inside her anyway - and even if not, she is definitely on the Dark Side - so it's about time someone made her the Death Star cover she deserves. 9seventy3D 3D prints these holders...

The Great Grey Shark Chair

$732.06 Etsy »

The Great Grey Shark Chair, now that's what I'd call a fantastic beast. As for where to find them, well, it's going to be much easier than tracking down a niffler or a bowtruckle. Just head over to the Reroom UK shop...

The Headache Hat

$34.95 Amazon »

Ah, the Headache Hat. Here to ease the effects of my Saturday night, and block out the world from my Sunday morning. The self-described "ice halo" consists of 24 individually wrapped water cubes you ice out in the freezer...

MasonBrite LED Magnifying Mason Jar Lid

Sold Out Amazon »

The MasonBrite lid is an airtight mason jar cover embedded with a trio of touch-activated LEDs and two magnifying glasses offering up 3X and 5X zoom-ins. It fits over any standard 86mm wide mouth mason jar. Why? Well...

Legrand Radiant Qi Wireless Wall Outlet Charger

$63.45 Amazon »

Legrand's Radiant wall outlet is a Qi wireless phone charger that kinda reminds of a quote I once heard: One small small step for man, one giant leap for man's efforts to clear his house of clutter and free up countertop...

Oiladdin - Aladdin Lamp Oil Pourer & Stopper

$13.90 Amazon »

I wish...I wish...oh I wish I had some dry aged beef carpaccio topped with shaved Parmesan and arugula, and drizzled with some cold pressed extra virgin olive oil from Tuscany. Gasp! Thank you, Oiladdin!...

Alias Privacy Control "Parasite" for Smart Speakers

I never thought I'd get so hyped about the possibility of building my own parasite. But when the thinking-putty-looking glommer is a Project Alias parasitic fungus, a parasitic fungus built to cap off your Amazon Echo...

Tenga Easy Beat Eggs - Men's Portable Pleasure Devices

$6.57 - $9.73 Amazon »

You know what they say: if you can't beat the egg, let the egg beat you. At least that's what I'd guess they say around the Tenga Easy Beat Egg production line. From the same Tenga that brought you the Flip Hole male...

Phillipi Mesh Bowl

$49 Amazon »

A lightweight heavyweight is what Phillipi calls their 10" mesh bowl. If you like the black steel net aesthetic, it's an obvious choice for a modern kitchen's fruit bowl, and perhaps less obvious, but equally sound choice...

Ohhio Braid Blankets & Accessories

$70 - $588 Etsy »

We've seen chunkity-chunk chunky knit blankets before, and through her Ohhio design shop Anna Mo continues the trend with her own inviting series of braided merino wool cuddle-uppers. Ohhio also knits fat yarn and oversized...

Hyge Flushable Wet Wipes on a Roll

$4 Hyge »

Is Hyge taking its name from the Danish Hygge? Are the flushable, biodegradable wet wipes suggesting that putting flushable, biodegradable wet wipes on a toilet paper roll will help us achieve the sense of comfort, togetherness...

NutraMilk Nut Milk & Butter Maker

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Dairy detractors, this one's for you. The NutraMilk nut milk and butter maker churns and percolates your favorite nuts (plus seeds, legumes, and grains) into up to 2 liters of cow- (plus goat-, sheep-, and unicorn-) free...